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chickenslegs

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  1. Most things take langer as we get aulder.
  2. Whatever happened to the Royal rainmakers?
  3. I looked for a message in my tea leaves this morning. Then I remembered we use teabags.
  4. What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Your wife is always eager to blow your bonus.
  5. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other ...
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