chickenslegs

Less messy if they froze the body first.

HMS Victory

Hospital

Then spend the money on coastal patrol boats to police the dumping of oil and other garbage, which ruins the reefs and beaches.

Petrograd

Petroleum

Nice, but l think the 1976 original is sexier ...

Blackpool

Aarrgh, shiver me timbers, you be correct there me hearty!

Lectures

One time I got into a competition about who could write 100 double entendres about masturbation. Unfortunately, I wrote 101 - so I had to rub one out.

I was helping my wife with her English vocabulary and she asked me for an example of a double entendre. So I gave her one.

Speaking as a haemorrhoids sufferer - of the two, I think the Cornetto would provide the most effective relief.

That is just the first step. Future governments are tied in to Prayut's 20-year plan and can be lawfully disbanded if they veer from it. The Thai armed forces are not under the control of the elected government. Their loyalty lies elsewhere (with different factions being loyal to various persons). What will happen if Pita tries to change the constitution to address these issues? (rhetorical question, as we all know the answer). IMHO

Lazy

Eric

Spit

Cobblers!

A headline that would surprise me more than "Cocaine found in the White House" would be "No traces of cocaine found in the White House".

I would use paint thinner and a soft cloth, rather than paint stripper. And, as McTavish suggested, test on a small area first.

Sheepshead fish

Senile

My kids were about 10 and 12 when we took an evening ferry to Le Havre, then drove all night to a campsite near Saint Nazaire. The kids had this song on a loop for hours and we all sang along. Happy days.

Posted the link only, as I'm pretty sure the video would be <deleted>. If you are under 18, please get permission from an adult before opening the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R_M3K7j3rI&ab_channel=NuttyLoLz

Hypnotise