chickenslegs

Lizzy

Sounds encouraging. Not many developers still interested in completed projects after 10 years. Good luck.

Any chance that the builder has kept records of the company that provided/fitted the laminate?

Showroom

Not even after smoking a joint?

A guy walks into a bar with a small lizard on his shoulder. He says to the barman, "One for me and one for Tiny." The barman says, "Why do you call him Tiny?" And the guy says, "Cuz, he's my newt."

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking a joint; come up and have some if you like.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. When he gets to the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was smoking a joint in the tree with the monkey, but that he got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile decides to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, “Hey, you!” The monkey looks down and says “Duuuuude … how much water did you drink?!”

A few classics missing from that 1975 list. ... E.g. ... Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody Also, Jasper CarrottFunky Moped / Magic Roundabout

I prefer your previous signature Owl. Witty, cheerful, and optimistic is how I imagine you. Did you know that your new signature now appears in all your previous posts, right back to the start of this great topic of yours and beyond.

Caboodle

His reply after caution: "It's a bum rap copper"

It would be good to see a full list of the 750 elected and appointed members and how they each voted - or didn't vote - 45 members were absent and didn't bother to vote at all.

A chainsaw seems a bit OTT for the job. I would think that a good sharp butchers knife would cut through the flesh and ligaments at each major joint (13 pieces, so ankles, knees, hips, wrists, elbows, shoulders and neck) then the joints could be easily prised apart. Silent and less messy than a chainsaw.

According to his sister ... 81 are Hells Angels. Outlaws are their rivals (AFAIK). Seems odd that they were working together.

Blackpool

Hood

But ... but ... but ... he already said he has quit politics.

Star

Gaffer

Still reeling from the shock of learning about Gary Glitter, Sir Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris, I am relieved to hear that it is not Sir David Attenborough.

Paddock

I hope they got the right Olaf ...

I heard he also sent postcards and letters to his Mother while he was at school in New Zealand. The man is, obviously, unfit for public office. <sarcasm>.

Exit

This was used for tile on tile in our bathroom. https://www.jorakay.co.th/en/tiling/tile-adhesive/silver-crocodile-tile-adhesive As far as I know, no primer was used. No issues 4 years later. Edit to add: Seem to recall that they scored the old tiles, using an angle grinder, before laying the new ones.