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    I applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.
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    Tea
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    Jerry
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    Poleaxe
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    Deep
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    Antelope
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    Beware of the jungle drums beating Owl. By the time you get home Mrs Owl could be armed and ready to take her vengeance. Some years ago I took a drive into Pattaya alone and did some shopping in Tesco. A young lady asked me to reach something from a high shelf and we had a short conversation over our shopping carts. I drove straight home (about 25 minutes). As I got out of the car the missus was waiting for me "Who were you talking to in Tesco?"
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    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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    Minging
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    Y-pull is available on Lazada and Shoppee.
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    Arsonists
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    Lots of choice here ... https://www.etsy.com/in-en/market/pure_wool_blanket Genuine Swiss Army vintage looks good ... https://www.etsy.com/listing/891611011/genuine-swiss-army-vintage-100-pure-wool?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=pure+wool+blanket&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&bes=1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1
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    Iron Man
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    I'm not sure if you're joking but ...
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    Floors rusting out was a common problem on MGB's
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    Elbow
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    The version I remember is: Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And The Joker got away - Hey! But we can surely agree on this classic hymn: While shepherds washed their socks by night, And hung them on the line, The angel of the Lord came down, And said "Those socks are mine!"
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    aXnxzpP_460svav1.mp4
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    Fluff
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    Little known fact: Santa has a fear of being stuck in a chimney. Claus-trophobia.
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    A guy came to my door looking for casual work. I needed some jobs done around the house so I gave him a list of 10 jobs to be done. When I checked later I found that he had only done items 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. He was an odd job man.
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    Another friend got sacked from his job as a dodgem supervisor. He's taking his former employer to court, claiming Funfair Dismissal.
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    A friend of mine was sacked from his job at the helium factory for causing a major leak. But all his workmates still speak highly of him.
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    Prince Philip must be spinning in his grave.

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