That's nothing.
I was doing a car boot sale with a friend in the UK when he suddenly nudged me to look at was approaching.
The old bloke walking towards us was almost naked except for a scrotum pouch, a leather jacket and a pair of Doc Martin boots.
He was shaven headed and all his exposed skin was heavily tattooed without a square inch of naked flesh showing. In addition, his nose ,ears eyebrows and nipples were pierced and festooned with rings.
Apparently a local celebrity and enjoyer of state benefits without any fear of being offered employment.