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Just make it a hub of something or other then see that it gets a thorough lauding. That should do the trick.

She was lucky. Things like this can quickly get out of hand .

Looks like they counted sheep as sexual partners too.

So....why didn't Nicaragua bring this cae against the USA if they feel so strongly about it ?

It's a dangerous thing if it goes off half cock. You can end up sounding like that <deleted> ' talk Thai with Paddy ' and other similat vloggers who think they are in Einsteins league because they speak some Thai.

Think outside the box then. Accidently drop them on the floor and then accidently stomp on them . Maybe ripping the label might work in a pinch and more subtle.

Here's what the OP should do. Pick up a tin or two at any big store. When nobody is looking , wack them hardish against the nearest concrete pillar until a bit dented. Replace the tins on the shelf. The next day, go to the damaged goods shelf and pick them up for half price !!

His friends will thank him for this.

Love to hear the excuse of the dickwad who caused this. Brakes ?

One of these would do him. 200 hp turbo charged. Plenty enough for Thailand.

Could be a faulty remote, even with new batteries. Try to use a universal remote to see if it works. I always check out the cheap and easy options first and often save myself a lot of money.

Lao Khao with whatever is in the fridge. Right now a double shot with tomato juice and Worcester sauce. Isa velly nice.

Cheap as chips if you have 400,000 baht but the OP stated he cannot meet this requirement and is looking for the best alternative.

If you are applying based on marriage to a Thai you could just ask for a single entry. Then at the end of 90 days go to your immigration office and apply for a 60 day extension to visit with wife. This at least gives you 5 months without having to show 400,000.

I'm OK with technology and change if it an improvement on what it is replacing. In Thailand this is not the case and people use their phones to make a cashless payment. Often very slow and tiresome. Back in the UK on a visit , the new technology actually works and is faster. Pass your purchases over a scanner ( like the cashier ) then pay in 1 second by swiping your atm card. Too easy. Same on public transport. Swipe and you're done.

Ah haaaaaaa ........book her Danno. Decided to cum clean when pressed. Ok boys, we can wrap this one up.

Loopholes in the law being closed. Was always going to be a ticking bomb. When a few people circumvent obstacles using this method it doesn't make a wave. However, once you get too many people doing it , it finally attracts attention and a crackdown follows. Start stuffing your brown envelopes.

On the other hand , they might probably not.

And yet , if foreigners got the message and decided to up anchor and holiday elsewhere leaving Phukat peaceful and crime free but with a collapsed tourist industry, how the locals would cry. In my opinion the bad tourists and people of Phuket deserve each other.

It has a bad reputation but in my opinion as a hard core drinker it is on a plain with vodka , tequila , gin etc and all clear spirits. Foreigners see the damage it does in Thai society and so are ready to jump on the band wagon and condemn it out of hand without any knowledge it. Go to Russia and see the locals drinking vodka. Very similar in effects. Travel back in time to the UK when the working classes drank gin almost exclusively because beer was too expensive. Next Google alcohol , clear spirit vs colored spirit like scotch. Apparently, according to science , although all spirits are toxic to a human being , clear spirits are less damaging than those with color because they contain no tannins. ( not that I give a sh*t ) You are wise not to drink. It is not an admirable or healthy habit. Even a glass of wine a day apparently does more harm than good despite people saying Mediterranean peoples were healthier for drinking wine with meals. For myself , I used to prefer smoking pot as a far superior alternative but now at 66 with a weak ticker , alcohol seems safer as no heart palpitations. That , plus I never ever drink anything before 6.30 pm because don't like it means that in the evening , when I am chilling , a little of what I fancy is an indulgence I enjoy.

Lao Khao cheaper and pretty much the same. The stuff with the screw top ( as opposed to the blue bottle with the pull top ) has no particular taste so mixed well with anything you like. I drink the 30 degree stuff ( a bit poof to a Thai ) but no hangover or Gerd makes it my tipple of choice and at 60 baht a bottle what's not to like.

Can't drink Thai beer because never been mad on lager plus bloats me too much. Stick to a small bottle of the hard stuff with a little mixer.

Nobody ever does.