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    I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.
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    It's really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
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    My missus was so clever at school. She got more A's than a Scouser trying to break up a fight.
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    Are we there yet???
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    As reported by the BBC:
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    Not a joke, more like therapy, but it brought a smile to my face...
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    Funny. He doesn't look catholic.
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    I was practising on my swing at the driving range today when the manager came out shouting "Take your child's playground and sod off!"
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    The Bank of England has introduced plastic banknotes that can survive a spin in a washing machine. Surely that will just encourage money laundering?
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    What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut.
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    I looked out into my garden to see a load of small black birds that were all speaking Russian. I think it was a flock of Stalin's.
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    I was walking to my car near the Red Light District earlier today. A woman was leaning against it. "Hand-job?" she asked. "No," I replied, "it's automatic."
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    In 1972, Richard Nixon became the first ever US president to visit China. He was invited to Peking to mend a governmental rift, as Mao Tse Tung was fed up with using the stairs.
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