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ballpoint

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  1. Would you believe it, I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning. Thought I’d broken my ankle! Luckily, it was only soft tissue damage.
  2. Seen at Diddley Squat (Clarkson's) Farm. Good to see Jeremy taking HSE seriously.
  3. The Devil greeted his latest victim. "You will boil in a vat of molten lava for eternity!" he cried gleefully. The new arrival said "Well actually I think you'll find until it surfaces it's actually called Magma" "And that's exactly why you're down here!" the Devil replied.
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