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ballpoint

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  1. "If I see a snake, I back off. If one starts talking to me, I crap myself!"
  2. What the deuce do you mean? I'm too set in my ways, but if you kept the racquet down and had fewer faults you'd be an ace and really spread the love.
  3. You should see them when they aren't smiling for the camera.
  4. Someone stole the fifth month out of my calendar. I am completely dismayed.
  5. I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival. When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood. She said "No dear, not in front of the chilled wren!"
  6. Tennis ball machine for sale, £100. Had it for over a year now and its served me well.
  7. The new film about the Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady, has been classified as PG. Apparently it is unsuitable for miners!
  8. The clue is in where the car park is... "The news of the discovery of King Richard III's skeleton in a Leicester car park in August 2012, more than five centuries after his death, made headlines around the world". Discovery of King Richard III's remains under car park re-told in 'The Lost King' (nationthailand.com)
  9. When you know there will be sod all left by the time you get to the front of the queue...
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