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ballpoint

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  1. Not the Green Mango owner?
  2. Exactly. I have the same problem with an Australian bank. They can send me warning SMS's for some things - such as when I recently chose a PIN for my new debit card, a message arrived telling me that it had been changed, but I can't receive OTPs from them. When I contacted them they advised me to get an Australian SIM.
  3. Not a joke, but amusing none the less.
  4. The headline is correct. Trump's scam is getting blasted.
  5. How many roads must a man walk down? Life, the universe and everything.
  6. Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts I put £1 in. It’s currently half empty
  7. As we left the restaurant, she kissed me and said, "We should have dinner again." "No thanks," I replied, "I'm full."
  8. When my wife walked in from work I passed her a huge bunch of flowers. She dropped her bag, gave me a huge cuddle, kissed me and told me she loved me. "I love you too but could you take them next door. They were delivered earlier but she wasn't in."
  9. I look more like my mother than my father. He didn't look like her at all.
  10. How God turned a rib into a loudspeaker is still a mystery to me......
  11. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.
  12. I used to be chief executive of a large non-profit-making organisation, but they let me go. We weren't supposed to be one.
  13. I told my wife that I was opening a strip club. She said, "Are you having me on???" I said, "I'll give you an audition, but I can't promise anything."
  14. I bought a 24ct gold necklace the other day, but when I put it on my skin started going a funny blue colour, so I suspected it was fake. Turns out it was a bracelet.
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