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ballpoint

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  1. That was stomach churning. I can't believe it's not better. (Only joking. Don't stop, you're on a roll).
  2. Trainer: What is your fitness goal? Me: Clipping my toenails and breathing at the same time.
  3. Phoned Smyths Toys and asked if they had the game "Operation.” They said they did, but there's a 3-year waiting list.
  4. Because one liners are so short, accurate spelling is vital. There's very little margarine for error.
  5. Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice? It doesn’t work, but it stops the squeaking.
  6. Bloke sets the alarm clock for 7. Wife said, "Why have you done that, there's only the 2 of us ?"
  7. From the Reuters link above: "The Taliban-run Afghan aviation ministry said in a statement on X that the plane’s planned route did not include passing through Afghanistan’s air space and that "probably due to technical issues" the plane had diverted from its planned route." I wonder what "technical" issues would cause a pilot to take a longer route and outfly his fuel range?
  8. You need to get your yellow "tabian bahn" (house registration) book first, a process which, as Steve187 says above, seems to differ in ease according to where you are. The starting point will be your local amphur/district office. Once you have the book the ID card is just a formality.
  9. I get nostalgic when I put my car in reverse. It always takes me back.
  10. I am really disgusted with myself. I was on the verge of winning the "Worlds Most Congested Nose" competition.... But I blew it !
  11. I found this on my morning walk, and would like to return it to the owner. If any of you have lost a rubber band, please let me know.
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