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ballpoint

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  1. I’ve always had an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
  2. I'm having trouble getting into my computer... Enter Password: "FootLoose" ... Wrong, Try again: "DangerZone" ... Wrong, you are locked out! You are only allowed 2 incorrect Loggins.
  3. I asked this nice girl a question the other day. She was a pretty young thing, and gave me a pleasant smile. I asked her if six inches satisfies? She grimaced and pondered, shifting her weight from foot to foot as if balancing the question and finally replied "no not really". So I ordered the ten inch pizza instead.
  4. I accidently sent an embarrassing picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it mortifying, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
  5. Due to NHS receptionists going on strike, patients are now able to see doctors.
  6. Where's the "I do not like them, Sam I am" button?
  7. I noticed a few too many letters in your reply... Yes, because that's what trump's all about, selfishly working for the interests of the con man!
  8. No doubt he would have fired her for doing her duty, which would be a pathetically churlish thing to do. Why, it would be almost as bad as firing someone for doing their job by helping your opponent and successor move into the White House, and who would be so insecure and nasty enough to do that? Oh, wait a minute....
  9. No doubt the "gifts and rewards" will be all you can plunder from the battlefield.
  10. Don't worry, we're coming to the end of the roll tonight... ... As long as we get a new one tomorrow.
  11. Changi transit tax is $9.00. This didn't increase in November with the other taxes. Changi Airport hiking airport charges from 1 November - The MileLion
  12. The OP has an Israeli passport, and so would need a special visa to enter Malaysia. And, in Singapore you can leave the airport as long as your flight out is within 24 hours of your arrival. The departure tax is built into the airfare, so a return flight within 24 hours should be cheaper than one with a longer stay.
  13. One day, a lawsuit in the US will make that sign compulsory. The only surprising thing is that it hasn't already happened.

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