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  1. Her first Prime Minister. Another fourteen to follow...
  2. The New York Times, February 7th 1952. Truman was the US President, Churchill was the UK Prime Minister, Elizabeth became Queen. Even if for no other reason - though there is far, far, more that she did, and should be mourned for - no other world leader links that period with the present. We have lost an enormous piece of history.
  3. Two down and outs were sitting side by side on the street, begging. One turned to the other and said. "What brought you to this state?" "Was it the same as me, drink and drugs?" The other guy replied, " No mate! I forgot to turn my light off when I left the house."
  4. Amazingly, 25 years on, and I can still remember what I was doing the moment I heard Diana was dead. I was at an all-night panel beaters in Paris getting my Fiat Uno fixed.
  5. I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation. The first page says, “You’re not helping”
  6. I accidentally drank some invisible ink earlier. Now I'm in hospital, waiting to be seen.
  7. A new charity single is being released to help flood victims in Pakistan. Raindrops keep falling on Amhed….
  8. Though, given the location, maybe that's what he was wanting.
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