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Worst Joke Ever 2026
I just combined all of my watches into a belt. My wife says it’s a complete waist of time!
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To the person who stole my antidepressants ... I hope you're happy now!
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Harry 'The Hatchet' Bennett, the underworld's greatest receiver of stolen goods, was killed today. He fell off the back of a lorry.
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This morning I saw an envelope on my doorstep that said: ‘Do Not Bend'. I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today. It just goes from bad to worse!- Worst Joke Ever 2026
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Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.- Worst Joke Ever 2026
I saw a man using different cuts of lightly cooked meat to create portraits. It was a rare medium, but well done.Account
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