(Is it in his eyes?) Oh, no, you'll be deceived
(Is it in his sighs?) Oh, no, he'll make believe
(Or is it in his face?) Oh, no, it's just his charms
(In his warm embrace?) Oh, no, that's just his arms
I lived in an outer province and they required a medical certificate which cost me 20 baht and had no examination. One nurse told me I seemed to walk ok - another looked at my palm.I filled out all my own forms as there was no agent there. I am now in a place where there are agents who will fill out all the appropriate forms and it is a breeze for a small fee. I love my agent. I am in and out of immigration in less than 5 minutes.
If you look at most violent crimes involving farang, it occurs in Pattaya/Phuket, after midnight and alcohol is involved... random violence is otherwise quite rare,,, and usually takes 2 to tango - - if you do not get involved in violent incidents back home, you are not likely to have problems here.
Sure, I know sing sing sing but never saw it performed.... Spectacular... My grandpa was a drummer with the Big bands - Dorseys etc... He died when I was 4 years old...
I remember the night sky from places like New Mexico and Wyoming... there are a couple of places that I have heard mentioned nearby for night sky viewing...
True love? You will find the same peace of mind when you stop sending money, texting and forget about her....
I am sorry but there are plenty of other girls on Soi 6 who will be glad to help with delusions/fantasies for a price. I don't say that with bitterness or sarcasm. They provide a wonderful service. They make you feel young and even handsome, needed and wanted. It is the closest thing ever to a fountain of youth and if you can believe, for most, it is worth the price.
Save the money you might spend on helping some old guy w/a spy fantasy and spend it on a young lady who will help you with the fountain of youth fantasy.
"The trouble with reality is that it never lives up to my greatest fantasies" - I think that was from an oddball movie in the early 70s...