David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered ###### good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1.. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered ###### good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1.. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

And my personal favourite......... you can have even the smallest club and still have the chance to get it in the hole.

you can do it in the sand without it hurting!

Your always guaranteed of getting to put it into a small hole.

Or

even on a shortest of holes you are guaranteed at least 3 strokes..

Or, if you are really bad, you can have as many strokes as you like!

Golf is better than sex because its something I will get up for at 5.30am :-)