This Is A True Story Of What Happens

[Pilot]

Cookies From Home. . .

*beep* Off Wife!

This sailor had been stationed overseas and was fooling around on his

wife while in Pattaya. She was back home in the states. She found out

about it through some anonymous letters. The sailor gets a package

from his wife. He finds inside a batch of cookies and a video of TV shows.

He invites a couple of buddies to watch the tapes. They're all having a

great time eating the cookies and watching episodes of "South Park".

Right in the middle of one episode, though, the tape cuts to a home

video of the sailor's wife, on her knees, giving the best friend oral sex.

After a few seconds, the best friend "does his business" and she turns,

on camera, and spits it right into .. . a mixing bowl of cookie dough.

The wife then looks right into the camera and says, "I want a divorce."

[MadFrankie]

lol

[taxexile]

he had been away for so long that she felt she needed her seaman.

[Maejo Man]

he had been away for so long that she felt she needed her seaman.

Groan...........

[sonthaya]

He deserved that

[Khun Larry]

Now that is an interresting Lady.

Cooks too!

[tutsiwarrior]

graphic descriptions (video and otherwise) of sex with others is a favorite pastime of dumb white girls that want to rile their husbands...my ex tried that shit on me describing a two on one situation with dutch sailors picked up at the Notting Hill carnaval before we met.

to her everlasting consternation I got hard and said 'please continue' as I pleasured myself...

contrasts unfavorably with the asian woman's descretion in this regard...

[TizMe]

If my ex did this to me, her video would be on the internet so fast that her dad would be downloading it before she could say "Shit, that back-fired, didn't it?"

[medicinebox]

Urban Myth.

Filed with the waking up with a kidney missing story.

If that really happened I would kill her. I mean physically kill her.

[350torana]

I guess that's what you call a sticky situation

[tuky]

Hmm, terrible but urban myth I am sure...

sorry pilot but off subject.

350 some time ago you asked about tories in LoS...in my little town we have an LJ in quite good nick, a coupla belmonts, kingswoods and a few VB/VC commodes, quite a shock it was. The Chon Buri Highway police drive several Camrys believe it or not, you know the ones that sell nowdays in Aust. for about 500 bucks? Gee they were a peice of cr@p in the city, never mind on the highways...

[350torana]

Tukyleith

Thanks for the info . Would love to get my hands on a Kingswood or VC Commodore for long term restoration project .

[tuky]

Tukyleith

Thanks for the info . Would love to get my hands on a Kingswood or VC Commodore for long term restoration project .

PM me with where you live and so on mate, perhaps I can have a chat with one of tyhe guys here, take some pics for you and see what happens...personally I was a ford man, having owned a lotus MK1 cortina, silly little MKII cortina and a nice xflow MKIV 250.

One of my mates did have a genuine, numbered SLR 5000. did not look like the ones you see with spoilers and so on, just looked a little different from norm but under the hood it was a beast, with genuine plates.

[Boon Mee]

Urban myth or not one night sitting in the movie lounge on a rig in the North Sea, we all were watching an amature porn video when one of the boys jumps up, runs out of the space and demands a chopper (helicopter) into Aberdeen.

Turns out one of the gals in the video was his old lady. Never saw the poor lad again...

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Urban myth or not one night sitting in the movie lounge on a rig in the North Sea, we all were watching an amature porn video when one of the boys jumps up, runs out of the space and demands a chopper (helicopter) into Aberdeen.

Turns out one of the gals in the video was his old lady. Never saw the poor lad again...

Jeez what sort of odds would that have been ?

[Pink Mist]

Tukyleith

Thanks for the info . Would love to get my hands on a Kingswood or VC Commodore for long term restoration project .

In my part time domicile in BanPaed, a villiage near KhonKaen, there is a Monaro kicking around, it's probably early 70's model.

[mandl]

Not only in Thailand, but in the Philippines as well.

Some years ago, early 80's actually, there were a couple of guys married to a couple of Thai women. These guys liked to go to the bars and play with the hoes there.

After a while, the wives got tired of it (surprise, surprise)

One night one of the guys came home drunk and passed out on the bed. The wife patiently sewed the top and bottom sheets together and proceeded to beat the living sh*t out of him with a baseball bat. Lots of broken bones there.

The other one also went home drunk one night after partying. While he was laying on the bed undressed, the wife heated a pot of oil on the stove and then poured it right on the family jewels. He spent several weeks in the burn unit at the hospital.

True stories, ladies and gents. My wife heard them second-hand when we were there from other Thais who knew them.

[Maejo Man]

Tukyleith

  Thanks for  the info   . Would  love to get my  hands on a  Kingswood  or  VC  Commodore for long  term  restoration project .

In my part time domicile in BanPaed, a villiage near KhonKaen, there is a Monaro kicking around, it's probably early 70's model.

Saw an HQ 202 Trimatic with a for sale sign on it in Chiangmai a couple of months back, but it sounded as if it had been "Datsun Dieselised" Shame really. Underpowered when new, but a classic body shape.

[the gentleman]

my partner just bought a 1956 FE Holden - 200,000 Baht - big price but a lovely classic.

I would be interested in a Monaro (HK or HG), if anyone has one for sale....

I am also looking to buy a FE steering wheel - online? or in country?

[Pink Mist]

I reckon thats about the model G, HG about 69 right?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

As soon as the Seamen got discharged the revheads started on veteran holdens as are scattered around the world

[350torana]

Yeah, looks like this thread has turned to " spot the holden " Does anyone know how they got here? Where the sold off the floor or imports, still see a few recent Calias' around so assume they are sold locally .

Here is a question for ya, anyone seen a leyland p76 ?

[tutsiwarrior]

dr PP...I can see a connection between diminishing male ejaculate and admiration of esoteric type autos.

When I worked in a garage in West LA a character in crickett flanells showed up to demand where to find his Alvis.

[TizMe]

I reckon thats about the model G, HG about 69 right?

FX - 48

FJ - 53

FE - 56

FC - 58

FB - 60

EK - 61

EJ - 62

EH - 64

HD - 65

HR - 66

HK - 68

HT - 69

HG - 70

HQ - 71

HJ - 74

HX - 76

HZ - 77

Add that to your pile of useless information.

[350torana]

TizMe,

You forgot more useless info

HB 1968

LC 1971

LJ 1973

LH 1976

UC 1978

[350torana]

Opps nearly forgot the classic LX ...1977

[TizMe]

It always amused me how the Torana grew up.

Started life as a small and gutless 1200cc 4 cyl HB and then grew threw its mid life as the GTR-XU1 with the tripple carbed 186 cubic inch 6 cylinder. Then grew into the 5 litre V8. Then sadly dropped the V8 for the last model and then disappeared.

And I guess Peter Brock won the Bathurst 1000 in all of them except the HB.

[natee1]

Not only in Thailand, but in the Philippines as well.

Some years ago, early 80's actually, there were a couple of guys married to a couple of Thai women. These guys liked to go to the bars and play with the hoes there.

After a while, the wives got tired of it (surprise, surprise)

One night one of the guys came home drunk and passed out on the bed. The wife patiently sewed the top and bottom sheets together and proceeded to beat the living sh*t out of him with a baseball bat. Lots of broken bones there.

The other one also went home drunk one night after partying. While he was laying on the bed undressed, the wife heated a pot of oil on the stove and then poured it right on the family jewels. He spent several weeks in the burn unit at the hospital.

True stories, ladies and gents. My wife heard them second-hand when we were there from other Thais who knew them.

...from other Thais, in the Philippines? Not a grain of bola-bola in this story, for sure.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Yeah, looks like this thread has turned to " spot the holden " Does anyone know how they got here? Where the sold off the floor or imports, still see a few recent Calias' around so assume they are sold locally .

Here is a question for ya, anyone seen a leyland p76 ?

A Leyland P6 there's a trip down memory lane. Probably find some at the Ford Edsel showroom.

[Up2U]

Yeah, looks  like this  thread  has  turned  to  " spot the  holden "  Does anyone  know  how they  got here?  Where the  sold  off the  floor or  imports, still see a  few  recent Calias' around so assume they  are  sold  locally .

  Here is a  question  for  ya, anyone  seen a  leyland  p76 ?  

A Leyland P6 there's a trip down memory lane. Probably find some at the Ford Edsel showroom.

I thought Holdens were what the Brit's sold to Oz after the models were discontinued in the UK. Such as Humber Hawks and Hillman Hunters.

Leyland is of course a defunct UK brand.

Seems like we exported a lot of unwanted baggage to Oz, from convicts to cars.

And took the Rugby World Cup