15 hours ago, transam said:

I think my grammar is OK.....

You fink so?

20 minutes ago, lannarebirth said:

You fink so?

He is a native speaker ......

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

He is a native speaker ......

It grates. Maybe from Grate Britain?

55 minutes ago, geronimo said:

and there's a few pretties in a pick up behind ......

On the 3rd pickup is a fully equipped resuscitation chamber for poor ole Trans.

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

On the 3rd pickup is a fully equipped resuscitation chamber for poor ole Trans.

Then comes the 18 wheeler with the beer ......

3 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Then comes the 18 wheeler with the beer ......

Well thats of no use to me,not had a drink in over 4 years.

Only 2 days to go and we have to behave?

22 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Well thats of no use to me,not had a drink in over 4 years.

You'll have to sip lychee juice and pretend its pink champagne .... 

2 minutes ago, sipi said:

Only 2 days to go and we have to behave?

And just when you think it's all ove..........

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

And just when you think it's all ove..........

We have people watching all the contestants at their homes, with the exception of baboon and DSD, who could be anywhere .....

This is the ONLY time of the year you'll see Trans on his hands and knees ....

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

We have people watching all the contestants at their homes, with the exception of baboon and DSD, who could be anywhere .....

The guy watching Colin just called and asked if he could go home ......

Just now, geronimo said:

The guy watching Colin just called and asked if he could go home ......

I told him No, something will happen shortly .....

 

7 minutes ago, sipi said:

Only 2 days to go and we have to behave?

Who said you have to behave?  Sipi, we try to be realistic.   Somethings just aren't possible!

 

Colin has a basement ....

Just now, geronimo said:

Colin has a basement ....

A leaf out of JTs book .....

JT has often visited Vietnam so I wouldn't be surprised if some Isaan farmer accidentally discovers a network of tunnels that all lead to JTs bunker!

Just now, geronimo said:

JT has often visited Vietnam so I wouldn't be surprised if some Isaan farmer accidentally discovers a network of tunnels that all lead to JTs bunker!

Still, I suppose underhand goes well with underground - logical even ....

I just popped round to Transam’s house to offer my support but couldn’t get close !!

Trans said he doesn't care when the crowning ceremony is, as long as it doesn't fall on a Tuesday ....

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

and there's a few pretties in a pick up behind ......

The portable stereo has just arrived. 

Trans was seen regularly entering his shed at the bottom of the garden, spending hours in there.... eventually, I told my man to go look what was in there, and it turned out to be an old US transmission unit that he found abandoned on the side of the road .....

2 hours ago, colinneil said:

Poor woman, look at her face.... It is saying S++t i have to smile, make this look good.

Noooo, I was forced to stand there, look at my expression, well at least it wasn't a pic of my dinner as most of her pics are of hers...

14 minutes ago, Ron19 said:

The portable stereo has just arrived. 

You're here too?

16 hours ago, NancyL said:

Mr. Bitey picked up English fairly quickly despite having been born on the soi to a mother of questionable morals background.  We think his father worked at the motorcycle repair shop around the corner.  Only ginger tabby in the area.

But you know what they say about gingers don't you?

2 hours ago, NancyL said:

So far, how's that plan working?  But, your "like to post ratio" is way better than Transam's.  Poor bloke has had to make over 50,000 posts to "earn" his eight dots.  Can you imagine the work involved?

45,000 of my posts were in the "word association" thread, try getting a "like" there....

JLC will be surprised to see the white limo roll up outside his place, and even more bowled over when the red carpet is rolled out and he is whisked off to his ringside seat of the POTY Crowning ceremony, and everything is comp btw,  including the earplugs ....

Trans is trying to decide whether or not to wear pink .....

just in ......

 

Hooded men were seen running from the wooded area opposite Baboons current location, they had nets ......

Drat.....Still probs with my PC, just got it going, fink it is doooooomed..Just image if I win and can't do my speech.