Wonder if the naughty boys will turn up this year...They have been a bit quiet....

Just seen this post in the classified section ...

"Middle-aged, balding farang wanted for singing double work, must have a top-notch voice. Serious enquiries only"

19 minutes ago, geronimo said:

It isn't too late for baboon to rally and aim for the sheep vote .....

We quite openly flaunt our willingness to accept a'hem gratuitous back handers in exchange for our collective vote .. But as the clock is approaches zero hr' Col' or Bab's need to get negotiations under way ..

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

As with last year, there will be cavity searches on the door .....

What?? You've got dentists doing security?

Just now, grollies said:

What?? You've got dentists doing security?

Yes, the rubber glove type ....

Last year, some cheapskate was caught bringing in his own beer, so now they check absolutely everywhere ...

2 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

We quite openly flaunt our willingness to accept a'hem gratuitous back handers in exchange for our collective vote .. But as the clock is approaches Col' & Bab's need to get negotiations under way ..

If they join forces, with your flock's vote, they might just nick it on the line ....

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Yes, the rubber glove type ....

Well that's a thumbs up....

Trans has asked for an extension on the normal 10 minutes acceptance speech slot, citing the many people he must thank .... request under consideration ....

Sipi will sell corn on the cob at the interval ...... 

Blimey! 5 more votes in the space of an hour! What truly magnificent human beings they are!

Just now, geronimo said:

Trans has asked for an extension on the normal 10 minutes acceptance speech slot, citing the many people he must thank .... request under consideration ....

Nooooo, it is to lambast a few nutters out there....

and JLC has cancelled an emergency meeting with his investors and has hired a stretch limo ......

29 minutes ago, geronimo said:

The tiara is now at the engravers .....

Can they engrave plastic?

 

10 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

We quite openly flaunt our willingness to accept a'hem gratuitous back handers in exchange for our collective vote .. But as the clock is approaches zero hr' Col' or Bab's need to get negotiations under way ..

I don't negotiate with terrorists...

1 minute ago, baboon said:

Blimey! 5 more votes in the space of an hour! What truly magnificent human beings they are!

There is concern that the TV servers will not be able to handle the requests, as voting goes wild in the dying minutes ....

1 minute ago, baboon said:

I don't negotiate with terrorists...

Now is not the time to stand on high moral ground, you should grasp at every opportunity, as a drowning man would ....

Vogie wants to know what bus number for the ceremony venue ......

5 minutes ago, baboon said:

Blimey! 5 more votes in the space of an hour! What truly magnificent human beings they are!

And two have been removed, as late sign ups....none from you though.  

Just now, Scott said:

And two have been removed, as late sign ups....none from you though.  

The shenanigans have started ......

Just in ....

 

All mod leave has been cancelled, summinks in the air .......

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

The shenanigans have started ......

Not to worry, my motoring forum votes are in reserve....

1 minute ago, Scott said:

And two have been removed, as late sign ups....none from you though.  

Colin. Transam. Dirty tricks. Shoplifting. 

 

Sir, I salute you for keeping this election clean. If there is anything I or my supporters - the finest people humanity has to offer - can do to assist, please let us know...

Just now, baboon said:

Colin. Transam. Dirty tricks. Shoplifting. 

 

Sir, I salute you for keeping this election clean. If there is anything I or my supporters - the finest people humanity has to offer - can do to assist, please let us know...

You can quit flashing to the female passers by ....

Three libel lawyers were seen entering Trans back door .....

Just now, geronimo said:

Just in ....

 

All mod leave has been cancelled, summinks in the air .......

They are at my place counting the votes, eer bottles....

Event organiser's had to put up signs warning of possible Baboon ambush .. And they had to get a top security firm in to handle any aggro ..

 

Apparently, there's a lot of favours to be called in from the Trans camp .....

3 minutes ago, transam said:

Not to worry, my motoring forum votes are in reserve....

I would like to say the same about my World News forum votes, but given my stance on North Korea...

Have the T & G submitted their block votes yet, it was a toss up for either Jeremy Corbyn or Transam?