hobz Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I predict there will be at least one more page of comments repeating how obvious the guys prediction is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akampa Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 hilarious all of you here`s my prediction a new new year is coming soon ! be careful out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuang Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Be careful of accidents not only during the New Year but everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Misterwhisper said: I can do better than that. After having consulted my crystal ball, here is what's in store for next year: - Scores of monks will be exposed for having sex with underage teens, for drug trafficking, alcohol guzzling, gambling and a general greed for money; - Thai motorists will die on the kingdom's roads in droves, with a few school buses turning over and a few tour buses falling into ravines, killing dozens of innocents because their drivers fell asleep at the wheel or were simply stone drunk; - Hundreds of policemen will spend more time and energy on demanding bribes from the general public than on actually enforcing the law; - Several ministers will get entangled in bribery, nepotism and embezzlement scandals - with all of them being granted 30 days each to cook up a pulled-by-the-hair explanation; - A handful of celebrities will become involved in road accidents but are not going to see the inside of a prison cell for even 1 day; - The government will announce a postponement of the next election several times over; - Hundreds of foreign tourists will be fleeced for up to 100,000 baht per person for dropping cigarette butts on a number of designated beaches, while not one single local is going to be charged for the very same offense; - The Red Bull heir will continue to be elusive as all Thai efforts to bring the bad boy home to face the music will prove fruitless. And I could go on and on and on and on... That is some crystal ball you have, being able to predict such a multitude of happenings, do you think our dear leader would be able to make some use of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHYWHY Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Is this a joke someone taking the pis My blind deaf dead dog could have prodicted that Truly amazing power from an Astrologer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 8 hours ago, worgeordie said: You dont need Crystal Balls,to forecast there is going to be Mayhem on Thai roads over the New Year. Regards Worgeordie I predict good Friday as another bad day , but then again, everyday is a bad day on Thai roads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkmit1941 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Guys he is a "former" astrologer. Makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essaybloke Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 All the levity aside, it's concerning that people still believe this claptrap; as a response 'education' is a very topical issue. And NO, we do not have to respect people's beliefs. Why would you respect any of this? He's most likely a very nice, sincere gentleman notwithstanding, but sorry folks there's not much to see here as he (I trust ingenuously) holds himself up to ridicule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambum Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Astounding foresight! - It must have taken years of dedicated practice to achieve that level of intuition - a bit like my years of practice on a comb and paper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essaybloke Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, sambum said: Astounding foresight! - It must have taken years of dedicated practice to achieve that level of intuition - a bit like my years of practice on a comb and paper! ha ha except that 'comb and paper' exist in the natural world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, sambum said: Astounding foresight! - It must have taken years of dedicated practice to achieve that level of intuition - a bit like my years of practice on a comb and paper! It is very eady to make a lot of noise with a comb and paper, but to master and make some sense of it all is an art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavemanwww Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Essaybloke said: ha ha except that 'comb and paper' exist in the natural world! 1 minute ago, Essaybloke said: ha ha except that 'comb and paper' exist in the natural world! We all exist in the natural world!?. If you believe in him you belong in the series Star Trek. "Beam me up Scottie", Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDfella Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Ha! Like other posters here, you don't have to be an astrologer warn about accidents. Having said that, Thai drivers don't listen to anyone else will they listen to him, I wonder? Forlorn hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I'm careful on the roads every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Dude Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Ridiculously funny this one. Glad I read it as it genuinely gave me a good Xmas laugh for the day. Btw, I predict the sun will rise tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetT Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 10 hours ago, Ossy said: Top Farang astrologer warns - be GUARANTEED of MORE road accidents at New Year, 'cos many Thais will drink & drive at New Year. He say this astrology malarkey is easy-peasy. Anyone can do it and no need for the Porky-head accessory . . . any old gas bag will do. Thats one of his crystal balls............or the last of his marbles, having obviously lost the rest of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welovethailand Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Lottery numbers please.....(joking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvavin Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Thank you very much. The whole world also knows there would be a lot of people die during this period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman71 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 And I correctly predicted that TV would erupt in (well deserved) sarcastic comments in response to this highly gifted and anointed prophet's cosmic revelations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSePuede419 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumarianson Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 This is based on Astrology, so what about other countries where drivers behave sensibly and drive with caution according to the rules of the road? He would have done better to say that he predicted that Thai drivers would drive with caution and care this year and the carnage of previous years would not reoccur this year. That might have had a positive effect on a superstitious people who belive is is your fate if you get killed on the road. Your fate changes if you live in the outback or Dingle in Kerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hadi8253 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 And a top farang astrologer warns: not only New Year, there are 364 more days after New Year's day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welovethailand Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I predict people will die on the roads tonight and tomarrow. Now give me your money.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Pickups can carry holiday revellers, government says Top Thai astrologer warns - be careful of road accidents at New Year Clearly, despite having gone through the Thai education system, the guy can still work out that two and two and make four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welovethailand Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I thought 2 and 2 make purple.. If you say I am wrong, my feelings will be hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welovethailand Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Actually, that is probably not true. More true, would be "less educated". And who's fault is that? A 1 hour film where all are allowed to sleep through is not education..rather this is a "depopulation" effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 ....hmmm righteous bros... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieqw Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 12 hours ago, Thailand said: And the 1st of January will be New Years day. Ha ha brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Kwasaki said: I'm careful on the roads every day. when I drive out from home, I immediately switch to " every bar steward is trying to kill me" so I drive accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieqw Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Seems he is pretty good at face shifting as well judging by the two photographs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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