3 Jokes

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big

Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her

throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and

pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not!

You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in

the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After

an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your

cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were

all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this

bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "######, I wish I

had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten

minutes!"