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Only t'other morning I woke up and I

was freezing.

Always sleep "al fresco" so I groped

around for something to cover but I

was still freezing.

Finally realised that the air-con (which

I normally only give a 15 minute run

if the room is stuffy/muggy) had been

on all night. Jeez it musta been 20

degrees!

Turn off the air-con.

Turn off the fan.

Put on your thermal underwear.

Wrap yourself in blankets.

Sing "I will survive" at the top your

voice.

Hope this helps.

:o

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Phoned some of my friends today back in Holland and told them it was frikkin cold now in Thailand.

They asked me the temp and I said about 20 C in the morning and 27 in afternoon.

They told me I most likely stayed too long already in Thailand as with temp like that in Holland

it will be almost a heatwave.

:o

But I like it.

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whattsamadda wid you people???,,,the weather has been positively glorious...can sleep under the covers wid just de windows open an' the fan on...don't sweat much so no requirement for 3 showers per day...looks like ye wouldn't know good weather if it hit ya in de face like a warm corn tortilla... :o

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Sing "I will survive"at the top your voice. :D

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First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live

without you by my side

But I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how to carry on

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door

just turn around now

'cause you're not welcome :o anymore :bah:

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

you think I'd crumble

you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive :D

as long as i know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive :o

It took all the strength I had

not to make a fart :D

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my broken heart

and I spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

Now I hold my head up high

and you see me

somebody new :D

I'm not that chained up little person

still in love with you ;)

and so you felt like dropping in

and just expect me to be free

now I'm saving all my loving

for someone who's loving me" :D

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Hope this helps. :bah:

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Only t'other morning I woke up and I

was freezing.

Always sleep "al fresco"

Finally realised that the air-con............?

Hope this helps.

:D

You've got air con, outside.... :o:D :D

redrus

I am sorry to have to say this to you sir

but unlike most people you are obviously

as stupid as you look. Regret there is no

known cure but I thought it better that

somebody should tell you.

:D

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I am sorry to have to say this to you Sir but, unlike most people you are obviously

as Intelligent as you look.

Regret there is no known cure (Ham and :o have been cure for many a year) but, I thought it better that somebody should tell you.

:D

Telling our good friend redrus"

WHAT ?

Al the fres·co [fréskō]

noun (plural fres·coes or fres·cos)

1. painting done on fresh plaster: a painting on a wall or ceiling done by rapidly brushing watercolors onto fresh damp or partly dry plaster

2. technique of painting on fresh plaster (not Cured): the technique or method of painting on fresh plaster transitive verb (past and past participle fres·coed, present participle fres·co·ing, 3rd person present singular fres·coes) paint wall or ceiling with fresco: to paint a fresco on a wall or ceiling, 4th person "'al-fresco" = outside....! not naked....! :D

[Late 16th century. < Italian , "fresh" (referring to plaster)]

Fart-say® 1886. 1893-2007 Redrus Corporation ©. All rights reserved. by Kan Win :D

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I am sorry to have to say this to you Sir but, unlike most people you are obviously

as Intelligent as you look.

Regret there is no known cure (Ham and :D have been cure for many a year) but, I thought it better that somebody should tell you.

:D

Telling our good friend redrus"

WHAT ?

Al the fres·co [fréskō]

noun (plural fres·coes or fres·cos)

1. painting done on fresh plaster: a painting on a wall or ceiling done by rapidly brushing watercolors onto fresh damp or partly dry plaster

2. technique of painting on fresh plaster (not Cured): the technique or method of painting on fresh plaster transitive verb (past and past participle fres·coed, present participle fres·co·ing, 3rd person present singular fres·coes) paint wall or ceiling with fresco: to paint a fresco on a wall or ceiling, 4th person "'al-fresco" = outside....! not naked....! :D

[Late 16th century. < Italian , "fresh" (referring to plaster)]

Fart-say® 1886. 1893-2007 Redrus Corporation ©. All rights reserved. by Kan Win :D

Thank you for that bit of nonsense KW.

Some are incorrigible.

Some are incomprehensible.

You seem to manage both simultaneously

without falling off your bicycle. Bravo !

:o

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