Serious question about umbrellas (don't mock)

[cooked]

The run of the mill Thai umbrella survives being opened about three times. 

They are cheap, yes, but that is little comfort when you are trying to get out of the car in a tropical storm and after following your loving wife's useful advice to be careful, you transform the bl**dy thing into a handful of spokes and tissue.

I see a few umbrellas on Lazada that are into the ฿1000.- price range and more, anyone have experience with any of these?

My uncle said he had the same umbrella for 40 years, he would leave it in restaurants and it would always be there when he went back, even if it had changed colour. 

Edited May 19, 2018 by cooked

[Badrabbit]

The run of the mill Thai umbrella survives being opened about three times. 
They are cheap, yes, but that is little comfort when you are trying to get out of the car in a tropical storm and after following your loving wife's useful advice to be careful, you transform the bl**dy thing into a handful of spokes and tissue.
I see a few umbrellas on Lazada that are into the ฿1000.- price range and more, anyone have experience with any of these?
My uncle said he had the same umbrella for 40 years, he would leave it in restaurants and it would always be there when he went back, even if it had changed colour. 

Go to a golf shop, quality umbrellas!

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[Crossy]

51 minutes ago, cooked said:

you transform the bl**dy thing into a handful of spokes and tissue.

Don't buy the tissue parasols, they are for sunshine use only

 

We have a bunch of the bank freebies which, whilst small, work well enough to get from car to house / office. They fail occasionally, just get another from the pot where they live.

 

I do have a golf umbrella, but it's a bit of a wrestle getting out of the car with it.

[ChidlomDweller]

Golf umbrellas all the way.  The only way to stay mostly dry in a tropical downpour.

[tingtongtourist]

actually i find umbrellas more dangerous in the heat of the sun.

 

i refer to certain people (or are they vain idiots) of height about 5"4

with extended umbrella that reaches your eye level.

so many times ive nearly had eyes taken out especially on stairs 

they walk around with no care or awareness whatsoever about anyone approaching,

why? as if they are not already dum dum.

 

one of the very few things i still find very annoying after many years here

Edited May 19, 2018 by tingtongtourist

[Badrabbit]

actually i find umbrellas more dangerous in the heat of the sun.
 
i refer to certain people (or are they vain idiots) of height about 5"4
with extended umbrella that reaches your eye level.
so many times ive nearly had eyes taken out especially on stairs 
they walk around with no care or awareness whatsoever about anyone approaching,
why? as if they are not already dum dum.
 
one of the very few things i still find very annoying after many years here

Inconsiderate no manners yes we live in Thailand!!

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[malt25]

My local Global House is currently running a promotion of pretty good looking brollies. Might be Kingdom wide promo. Worth checking.

[chickenslegs]

Get yourself one of these ...

 

[Lancashireman]

3 hours ago, Badrabbit said:

Go to a golf shop, quality umbrellas!

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Definitely. 500฿ in Taniya golf mall!

[alien365]

I got a reversible umbrella from Lazada for about 300baht which is great for getting in and out of the car on rainy days.

[topt]

3 hours ago, tingtongtourist said:

actually i find umbrellas more dangerous in the heat of the sun.

 

i refer to certain people (or are they vain idiots) of height about 5"4

with extended umbrella that reaches your eye level.

so many times ive nearly had eyes taken out especially on stairs 

they walk around with no care or awareness whatsoever about anyone approaching,

why? as if they are not already dum dum.

 

one of the very few things i still find very annoying after many years here

This used to annoy me in England many years ago - all be it when it was raining........mainly OAPs out shopping on the high street. It was like trying to move through a field of spikes! 

[sirineou]

                              Let a smile be your umbrella

 

[DJ54]

5 hours ago, Badrabbit said:

Go to a golf shop, quality umbrellas!

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Exactly my thought if you get a decent one they’ll out last many storms. 

[poanoi]

i think collapsible is the only way to go,

and in case its a tropical monsoon strength kinda thing,

just accept getting wet, its not that cold thankfully

[VBF]

3 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Get yourself one of these ...

 

Only £250,000 but you get a free Rolls Royce with every one - bargain! 

[sipi]

No such thing as quality any more. 

I had my carpenters hammer for 40 years. All it ever need was three new handles and two heads. 

Edited May 19, 2018 by sipi

[bluesofa]

3 hours ago, alien365 said:

I got a reversible umbrella from Lazada for about 300baht which is great for getting in and out of the car on rainy days.

I've got one of those. When I'm using it, if there's a strong gust of wind, it becomes 'reversible' every time.

 

[VBF]

19 minutes ago, sipi said:

No such thing as quality any more. 

I had my carpenters hammer for 40 years. All it ever need was three new handles and two heads. 

Thank you Trigger!  

Sorry OP - you did ask us not to mock, but.......wait for the punchline 

 

 

Edited May 19, 2018 by VBF

[Katia]

8 hours ago, ChidlomDweller said:

Golf umbrellas all the way.  The only way to stay mostly dry in a tropical downpour.

And knock everyone else off the street.  It's hard enough with an umbrella getting through narrow sidewalk gaps around trees and bus shelters and utility boxes and poles, and passing other people with umbrellas.  There's no way I'd take my big golf umbrella most places.

 

 

8 hours ago, tingtongtourist said:

actually i find umbrellas more dangerous in the heat of the sun.

 

i refer to certain people (or are they vain idiots) of height about 5"4

with extended umbrella that reaches your eye level.

so many times ive nearly had eyes taken out especially on stairs 

they walk around with no care or awareness whatsoever about anyone approaching,

why? as if they are not already dum dum.

 

one of the very few things i still find very annoying after many years here

Normally that doesn't bug me, but OMG when we are at a crowded tourist site and I'm trying to take a picture of the lovely attraction but all I get are photos of peoples' umbrellas (which is even worse than having a photo album of pictures of strangers posed in front of lovely attractions because nobody can possibly take a picture of a thing without plopping themself in front of it as if they enhance the view somehow or need photographic proof that they were actually there or something)... yes, the sun is hot, people.  Wear a baseball cap.

 

 

4 hours ago, poanoi said:

i think collapsible is the only way to go,

and in case its a tropical monsoon strength kinda thing,

just accept getting wet, its not that cold thankfully

...until you get inside where you're going and they've got the air conditioning turned up to "Arctic" level and now you're wet and clammy for the next couple hours.

[meltingpot2015]

How about this one:

 

 

BTW: Are you actually asking? or is it a rhetorial question like 'how do you solve a problem like maria'

 

If you wanna know, I bought a pretty solid umbrella (the ones big enough you can use as a walking stick) for around 100 Bhat from Aeon Supermarket about 2 years ago. Used it for about 6 months and left it at the hotel when I left Thailand.

[norrska]

use a plastic rain coat from a convenience store, much more practical

[likeke]

If you live in Bangkok, go to Foodland on Sukhumvit soi 5. Their parosols are sturdy and costs 250 baht.

[Ulic]

Your Uncle is quite correct. You never have to buy a new umbrella. Just stop by any restaurant

and pick up the one "you" left behind. The same goes for phone chargers. Whenever you check

into a hotel just ask the front desk for one. They always have a box of them that have been left

behind by other hotel patrons. As they say, reduce, reuse, recycle. 

[tutsiwarrior]

time fer some light entertainment

 

 

 

but like someone said previously I got a parka shell that I've had for 10 years now and it does the trick fer me...

 

at the corner shop with rain pouring down outside and me in my parka with the chinese madam shop owner: 'you appear to be dripping, mr tutsi, but not wet...' splendid hind quarters in skinny jeans that I regularly admire and she always has a kind word...

 

oh, singin' in the rain...

 

 

Edited May 19, 2018 by tutsiwarrior

[Damrongsak]

5 hours ago, sipi said:

No such thing as quality any more. 

I had my carpenters hammer for 40 years. All it ever need was three new handles and two heads. 

"I see" said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[Damrongsak]

4 hours ago, Katia said:

... yes, the sun is hot, people.  Wear a baseball cap...

I got a nice cap when I visited Emmental.

 

https://i.giphy.com/media/nYmrrIbpGkGA0/giphy.mp4

 

 

 

[tingtongtourist]

12 hours ago, topt said:

This used to annoy me in England many years ago - all be it when it was raining........mainly OAPs out shopping on the high street. It was like trying to move through a field of spikes! 

thats one reason its lucky they do not have pensioners here

but if the umbrellas dont get you, those slippery tiles and poor quality flip flops will

[norrska]

3 hours ago, tingtongtourist said:

poor quality flip flops will

why not buy a high quality pair....or you could always make your own military-quality ho chi minh sandals from tire rubber

 

[bluesofa]

17 minutes ago, norrska said:

why not buy a high quality pair....or you could always make your own military-quality ho chi minh sandals from tire rubber

Ha ha! Interesting!

I've always found the weakness with those (and also other 'higher quality' open sandals) is where the straps over the foot are glued/plastic- welded/connected to the base of the shoe.

Countless number times that after a few months I've tried to super-glue the straps back into the base.

Do the Ho Chi Minh sandals suffer the same weakness, I wonder?

 

Edited May 20, 2018 by bluesofa

[norrska]

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

Ha ha! Interesting!

I've always found the weakness with those (and also other 'higher quality' open sandals) is where the straps over the foot are glued/plastic- welded/connected to the base of the shoe.

Countless number times that after a few months I've tried to super-glue the straps back into the base.

Do the Ho Chi Minh sandals suffer the same weakness, I wonder?

 

Here you go.....note, use snow tires if you plan on using in the winter.

 

https://oureverydaylife.com/how-to-make-a-pair-of-ho-chi-minh-sandals-12140997.html