Which Samui Bars Do All The Uk Expats Hang Out?

[meatgrowler]

howdy all,

where are all the uk expat drinking haunts?...ive seen a few in that english bar in fishermans village and had a brekky in faulty towers.....also ting tongs in bang rak,doesnt have to be uk only,its good to talk!!!!!

[womble]

Fawltys, Elephant Castle.......

[goldfish]

I am sure pompeynick knows somewhere

[Rooo]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

[meatgrowler]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

[Rooo]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

Yes I am Meatgrowler. I am sure someone here can point you the right way.What I found in the past,is they do the pub rounds,well that's the case in Lamai anyway.They try & support other bar owners.Another hint is ,try & find where they hold quiz nights & darts comps or sunday get together,you will find a healthy smattering of expats.

[StickKettleOn]

You could always try CoCo Blues. If you like dancing like your drunken mum at a fammly wedding, this is the place. Helps if you have a Hilux outside and a knowledge of the property market, otherwise they wont talk to you.

[southwest19]

Elephant and Castle in Bang Rak run by two brothers Mark and John you guessed it from the E+C and Fawltys run by Peter from Birmingham. All very friendly and am sure will point you in the right direction.

[Jet Gorgon]

you know what i mean roo!... The established ,cool samui residents....

Sorry, MG, but that is highly amusing. UK/any farang bar patrons that are established and cool residents? Oxymoronic, dear.

Try Red Fox in Lamai unless you need big screen sports coverage. Ting Tong is filled with time share sales people.

[womble]

Bilabong in bophut.

[PIKE]

TheLooking glass in fishermans village,Islander,Tropical Murphys,Black Jack in Chaweng or The Irish Times on the ring road in Bophut.

[everydaysthesame]

I've not been here long but imo you cant beat the Elephant and Castle.. everyone sits around the bar and chats shit - proper pub. wicked pies too.

[SamuiJens]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

Christ are you that vain or what, haven't you been on holiday here before moving in? And cool you must be-LOL- since finding UK patronized pubs here is a no brainer! Guess I know what you're driving at, but you sound a bit uncool IMHO! And that Rooo is Aussie, SO WHAT! Real cool , man!!!

[StickKettleOn]

Hey Samui Jens - what the hel_l are you banging on about?

[meatgrowler]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

Christ are you that vain or what, haven't you been on holiday here before moving in? And cool you must be-LOL- since finding UK patronized pubs here is a no brainer! Guess I know what you're driving at, but you sound a bit uncool IMHO! And that Rooo is Aussie, SO WHAT! Real cool , man!!!

Oh dear we have talking toilet here,and it aint me,whats up with samui jenstral cycle then eh?maybe she needs to cool off by speakin to some cool uk ex pats,i was only askin a civil question about locations of bars for fooks sake!..seek a good thai phychiatrist honey,and control the moods!.....p.s....are you euroladyman!

regards

[ParadiseLost]

OMG - do I have to avoid all those bars???

[leemond]

Any bar in Bang Rak with Brass!

[StickKettleOn]

Yeh, Meatgrowler you very naughty boy. May i suggest you have a 15 year holiday before moving over. Tsk. The nerve of posting such a question. Tsk. Very uncool man.

[Rooo]

OK Meatgrowler you are doomed. YOU WILL drink with Aussies & talk about the ASHES ( 5 NIL 0 ooooooops) damned for eternity you are.

[meatgrowler]

Yeh, Meatgrowler you very naughty boy. May i suggest you have a 15 year holiday before moving over. Tsk. The nerve of posting such a question. Tsk. Very uncool man.

sob ,sob....i am doomed,a 15 year reconisence holiday is required i suppose{my 2 month yearly stay in our house just aint enough}

,and then banished to drinkin with the aussies, still anything would be better than associating with samui jenstral,and her strangeness!

[SamuiJens]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

Christ are you that vain or what, haven't you been on holiday here before moving in? And cool you must be-LOL- since finding UK patronized pubs here is a no brainer! Guess I know what you're driving at, but you sound a bit uncool IMHO! And that Rooo is Aussie, SO WHAT! Real cool , man!!!

Oh dear we have talking toilet here,and it aint me,whats up with samui jenstral cycle then eh?maybe she needs to cool off by speakin to some cool uk ex pats,i was only askin a civil question about locations of bars for fooks sake!..seek a good thai phychiatrist honey,and control the moods!.....p.s....are you euroladyman!

regards:D

You ASKed a stupid question-IMO!java script:add_smilie(%22:Thaiflag:%22,%22smid_53%22) And I suggest you go to the Gay Tread.

[meatgrowler]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

Christ are you that vain or what, haven't you been on holiday here before moving in? And cool you must be-LOL- since finding UK patronized pubs here is a no brainer! Guess I know what you're driving at, but you sound a bit uncool IMHO! And that Rooo is Aussie, SO WHAT! Real cool , man!!!

Oh dear we have talking toilet here,and it aint me,whats up with samui jenstral cycle then eh?maybe she needs to cool off by speakin to some cool uk ex pats,i was only askin a civil question about locations of bars for fooks sake!..seek a good thai phychiatrist honey,and control the moods!.....p.s....are you euroladyman!

regards:D

You ASKed a stupid question-IMO!java script:add_smilie(%22:Thaiflag:%22,%22smid_53%22) And I suggest you go to the Gay Tread.

why the gay thread jenstral?im hetorosexual married man....unlike yaself eurokatoey! i think best you keep to your gay thread,and ignore the cool samui and kp thread.....regards

[SamuiJens]

90% of all the bars.Oops put my foot in it again.

you know what i mean roo!not the holiday uk a..hole types... The established ,cool samui residents....the ones that i could talk to for a few pointers if needed.....P.S ARE YOU AN AUSSIE???

Christ are you that vain or what, haven't you been on holiday here before moving in? And cool you must be-LOL- since finding UK patronized pubs here is a no brainer! Guess I know what you're driving at, but you sound a bit uncool IMHO! And that Rooo is Aussie, SO WHAT! Real cool , man!!!

Oh dear we have talking toilet here,and it aint me,whats up with samui jenstral cycle then eh?maybe she needs to cool off by speakin to some cool uk ex pats,i was only askin a civil question about locations of bars for fooks sake!..seek a good thai phychiatrist honey,and control the moods!.....p.s....are you euroladyman!

regards:D

You ASKed a stupid question-IMO!java script:add_smilie(%22:Thaiflag:%22,%22smid_53%22) And I suggest you go to the Gay Tread.

why the gay thread jenstral?im homosexual married man....unlike yaself eurokatoey! i think best you keep to your gay thread,and ignore the cool samui and kp thread.....regards

Call me what you want, meat, but now you found "stick" and can drink together and start Bedlam here, that's real cool....that's Samui going to hel_l.

[somchai jones]

you know what i mean roo!... The established ,cool samui residents....

Sorry, MG, but that is highly amusing. UK/any farang bar patrons that are established and cool residents? Oxymoronic, dear.

Try Red Fox in Lamai unless you need big screen sports coverage. Ting Tong is filled with time share sales people.

Says it all, doesn't it. Time share sales people in Thailand. How sad.

[StickKettleOn]

Hey Meatgrowler.... Thats not a bad idea, I think we should embrace Jenstrals idea and lower the tone of Samui. We could start by indulging in your initial suggestion... that evil, demonic practice of, erm... finding cool bars to drink in with nice people to chat with. Nasty barstards, the pair of us for daring to consider such a thing as, erm... having a drink in a bar. I mean, that realy is Samui going to hel_l, isnt it?

Roo - very sore, but fair point. We are utterley crap at Cricket and in fairness, I wouldnt have it any other way than the ozzies winning it. You deserve it. From our performance, it will be a cold day in hel_l before we desreve to hold the ashes up again. RIP British sport!

[meatgrowler]

Hey Meatgrowler.... Thats not a bad idea, I think we should embrace Jenstrals idea and lower the tone of Samui. We could start by indulging in your initial suggestion... that evil, demonic practice of, erm... finding cool bars to drink in with nice people to chat with. Nasty barstards, the pair of us for daring to consider such a thing as, erm... having a drink in a bar. I mean, that realy is Samui going to hel_l, isnt it?

Roo - very sore, but fair point. We are utterley crap at Cricket and in fairness, I wouldnt have it any other way than the ozzies winning it. You deserve it. From our performance, it will be a cold day in hel_l before we desreve to hold the ashes up again. RIP British sport!

oi oi my man,seems like were the the new best of pals according to a very few sour formers...bless em...i genuinely didnt think i was doin nowt wrong by tryin to socialise!appparently im now a timeshare seller! i couldnt give 2 fooks bout the ashes anyway.....reckon a samui expats footy team much better!.....

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.....p.p.s watch blood diamond...quality,di caprio for an oscar

[somchai jones]

Hey Meatgrowler.... Thats not a bad idea, I think we should embrace Jenstrals idea and lower the tone of Samui. We could start by indulging in your initial suggestion... that evil, demonic practice of, erm... finding cool bars to drink in with nice people to chat with. Nasty barstards, the pair of us for daring to consider such a thing as, erm... having a drink in a bar. I mean, that realy is Samui going to hel_l, isnt it?

Roo - very sore, but fair point. We are utterley crap at Cricket and in fairness, I wouldnt have it any other way than the ozzies winning it. You deserve it. From our performance, it will be a cold day in hel_l before we desreve to hold the ashes up again. RIP British sport!

oi oi my man,seems like were the the new best of pals according to a very few sour formers...bless em...i genuinely didnt think i was doin nowt wrong by tryin to socialise!appparently im now a timeshare seller! i couldnt give 2 fooks bout the ashes anyway.....reckon a samui expats footy team much better!.....

<snip>

p.p.s watch blood diamond...quality,di caprio for an oscar

You misunderstood my whinge about time share sellers, Meatgrowler. I wasn't calling you one. Just an aside really, the dislike stems from an incident 20 years ago in Mijas when I had to chase one down the road.....

[somchai jones]

P.S. Totally agree with you about Blood Diamond - cracking film.

[meatgrowler]

Hey Meatgrowler.... Thats not a bad idea, I think we should embrace Jenstrals idea and lower the tone of Samui. We could start by indulging in your initial suggestion... that evil, demonic practice of, erm... finding cool bars to drink in with nice people to chat with. Nasty barstards, the pair of us for daring to consider such a thing as, erm... having a drink in a bar. I mean, that realy is Samui going to hel_l, isnt it?

Roo - very sore, but fair point. We are utterley crap at Cricket and in fairness, I wouldnt have it any other way than the ozzies winning it. You deserve it. From our performance, it will be a cold day in hel_l before we desreve to hold the ashes up again. RIP British sport!

oi oi my man,seems like were the the new best of pals according to a very few sour formers...bless em...i genuinely didnt think i was doin nowt wrong by tryin to socialise!appparently im now a timeshare seller! i couldnt give 2 fooks bout the ashes anyway.....reckon a samui expats footy team much better!.....

<snip>

p.p.s watch blood diamond...quality,di caprio for an oscar

You misunderstood my whinge about time share sellers, Meatgrowler. I wasn't calling you one. Just an aside really, the dislike stems from an incident 20 years ago in Mijas when I had to chase one down the road.....

hope ya kicked his timeshare sellin ass!....apocolipto...wow ,another corker of a movie!

[lolandwendy]

I've not been here long but imo you cant beat the Elephant and Castle.. everyone sits around the bar and chats shit - proper pub. wicked pies too.

I am getting the credit/blame for this post by the lads at the elephant and castle and my protestations of innocence are treated with derision.I have said that i wish i could take credit for it as it sums the place up quite nicely.So come on,don't be shy ,confess your true identity ,and i might even buy you a drink(at the Elephant obviously).