Short Jokes

[Jamesyboi]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,

"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,

and drink whatever comes

out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm

gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there

a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car

pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a

radio out of coconut, why

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for

the time, but don't point

to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if

they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on

all fours? They're both

dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that

Acme crap, why didn't he

just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is

made from vegetables,

then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality

come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a

mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little

Star have the same

tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's

face, he gets mad at you,

but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his

head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make

it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail

address in the first place?

and Why do they call it an asteroid when it's

outside the hemisphere, but

call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?