One Afternoon

[Jamesyboi]

One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that

her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother

replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well ... OK ... the Mummy and Daddy take

off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up,

and then Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes,

and that's how you get babies.

" Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and

said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies.

That's how you get jewellery.