The Ballerina

[Patsycat]

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walked into a pub in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,"What man here will buy a lady a drink?".

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down and repeated her question, revealing the same hairy armpit.

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink".

The bartender approached him and asked,"Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?".

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina."

[Wolfie]

This joke has been posted multiple times.... this week!

[Pink Mist]

Wasn't funny the first time I married her either

[Patsycat]

Sorry, i hadn't noticed it had been posted before!!!!

[Crossy]

Sorry, i hadn't noticed it had been posted before!!!!

Jamesboi has posted it (at least) twice.

Never mind, it won't be the first time I've posted a joke only days after someone else

Actually, the first time I heard it was from Jethro, a very 'blue' West Country comedian, it did raise a smile then

[Patsycat]

Jamesboi seems to be posting alot these days.