Jamesyboi Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 An Amish woman and her son are walking through a mall for the first time, totally stunned by everything they see. They are especially fascinated by two silver walls which slide together and then apart. They both walk up closer to the sliding silver walls. They see a fat, little old man waddle inside and watch as the doors close behind her. The mother and son can't believe their eyes when minutes later, the silver doors open and a tall, well-built stud strides out. The mother then turns to the son and says, "Son, go and get your father." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 posted last week (several times) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 posted last week (several times) Young James seems intent to get his post count to stratospheric levels, isn't the board 'flood control' supposed to limit this I must admit that several of his joke [sic] I've not seen before, others return with monotonous regularity. James -- quality not quantity, please Come back Libby, all is forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 yeah, i'd rather he spent a few moments to read his own jokes before posting them, he does seem to post the same jokes several times or post jokes that others have posted a day or two previously. i agree, Jamesyboi, Quality not Quantity - thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie dog Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 yeah, i'd rather he spent a few moments to read his own jokes before posting them, he does seem to post the same jokes several times or post jokes that others have posted a day or two previously.i agree, Jamesyboi, Quality not Quantity - thanks! I would suggest that Jamesyboi put his daily output of jokes into one post rather than 1 joke 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) What goes 'clip clop clip clop clip clop bang clip clop clip clop clip clop'? An Amish drive-by shooting Bruce Seinfeld -- My parents took me to Amish country, which to a kid, to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone you go, "So what? Neither do I." Who wants to see a whole community that's been grounded? Ok OK, but is has to be on a par with the OP Edited February 9, 2007 by Crossy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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