Crossy Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers! Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. it is 10 times more effective than valium Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 So what's the joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter991 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 (edited) Thank you for that Crossy. Maybe somebody from our Thai Language sub-forum can translate your post into Thai script, so we can all print it out, get it laminated and leave copies around the house for our partners. Then we can make Thailand the LOS (Land Of Smiles) again. Peter Edited February 10, 2007 by peter991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 So what's the joke? Beats me Tiggy..I thought he was gonna talk about "Kissing leading to Frucking" cause he can "Kiss my arse see if I give a Fruck".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 So what's the joke? This sub-forum is Jokes - puzzles & riddles. Riddles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 So what's the joke? the joke is crossy dont get any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 Come on guys, it's no less amusing (and considerably more useful) than most of Libby's offerings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kojac_phx Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 So what's the joke? This sub-forum is Jokes - puzzles & riddles. Riddles ? Perhaps the sub-forum needs to be retitled. 'Random spam I received, found amusing, and had to put on ThaiVisa' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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