Very Important Information

[Crossy]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
   
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
   
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
   
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
   
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
   
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
   
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. it is 10 times more effective than valium
   
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
   
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
   
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
    

[suegha]

So what's the joke?

[peter991]

Thank you for that Crossy. Maybe somebody from our Thai Language sub-forum can translate your post into Thai script, so we can all print it out, get it laminated and leave copies around the house for our partners. Then we can make Thailand the LOS (Land Of Smiles) again.

Peter

Edited February 10, 2007 by peter991

[Little Black Duck]

So what's the joke?

Beats me Tiggy..I thought he was gonna talk about "Kissing leading to Frucking"

cause he can "Kiss my arse see if I give a Fruck"..

[guardian]

So what's the joke?

This sub-forum is Jokes - puzzles & riddles. Riddles ?

[Wolfie]

So what's the joke?

the joke is crossy dont get any

[Crossy]

Come on guys, it's no less amusing (and considerably more useful) than most of Libby's offerings

[kojac_phx]

So what's the joke?

This sub-forum is Jokes - puzzles & riddles. Riddles ?

Perhaps the sub-forum needs to be retitled. 'Random spam I received, found amusing, and had to put on ThaiVisa'