Masturbating while driving could mean you wind up in jail, warns top lawyer

 

Picture: Daily News

 

Online lawyer Ratchaphon Sirisakhon has once again given the Thai public the benefit of his legal advice.

 

This time he has turned his attention to the pressing issue of masturbating while driving that has been in the news recently.

 

Ratchaphon has pointed out that such activity could constitute not giving the road ahead due care and attention.

 

Thus it could mean the driver - or even rider - facing three months jail for negligence or a fine of 10,000 baht or both. 

 

Daily News in their preamble to the pronouncements of the lawyer said there were lots of perverts about these days. 

 

Last week a delivery man having a tug while looking at a pornographic CD sleeve went into two parked vehicles. 

 

Source: Daily News

 

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That,s it then....no more fun for me as I drive past the uni-students.....or if I park up will it be allowed......

Well! who would have thought it? will have to stop driving the convertible down to the wine bar in future ???? 

it is extremely dangerous to split your attention while driving in Thailand. That is why I always have my passenger doing the navigation. 

 

Bet the delivery driver thought 'wow that was some climax'.

Just look for cars with the windscreen wipers on the inside.

So now we know why Thailand has soooo many road fatalities ey?...

Wonder how many convictions he's got for this??

1 minute ago, ezzra said:

So now we know why Thailand has soooo many road fatalities ey?...

Well, perhaps it's those trendy screens rides have now, plug in your USB stick with your favourite bird doing naughty stuff is another ploblem for road safety here .....????

24 minutes ago, webfact said:

such activity could constitute not giving the road ahead due care and attention.

 

That must mean 95% of Thai drivers are wan**rs

Thai's are not so good at multitasking,driving,watching P0rn

on the phone while having a wank, its too much.

regards Worgeordie

26 minutes ago, webfact said:

 

Last week a delivery man having a tug while looking at a pornographic CD sleeve went into two parked vehicles. 

 

looking for some tissues to clean up ..

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

32 minutes ago, petermik said:

That,s it then....no more fun for me as I drive past the uni-students.....or if I park up will it be allowed......

Get a darker window tint and carry on.

 

Works for me anyway. On a really good day, I only need one slow pass on Soi 6 to crack one off at the wrist but usually it takes at least two.

".....his attention to the pressing issue of masturbating while driving that has been in the news recently."

 

if he's pressing it, he's doing it wrong.

 

 

Well even driving against traffic seems to be legal in Thailand so i'm getting tired of this lawyer's advices. I'll do it anyway...

Look for an upsurge of vacancies in the tinted widow trade.

Next he will be telling us if your wife complains that you broke wind in bed, you could be jailed.????????????

i guess it's now time to buy one of those rechargeable man-masturbators!

Anyway,it was getting too hard to do both driving and masturbation several times a day

 

and I thought it was hard enough getting a bj while driving, trust thais to work on something else

 

Don't need a lawyer to tell you this,  any w***er could tell you.

6 minutes ago, PatOngo said:

Look for an upsurge of vacancies in the tinted widow trade.

No......That is already in full flow...

6 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Next he will be telling us if your wife complains that you broke wind in bed, you could be jailed.????????????

If you have a wife like mine , jail would be the least of worries, I have had to install drop down oxygen masks over the bed.  ????????????

Translation from a local proverb "Wank, wank, money in the bank!"

17 minutes ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

that should be ok as long as the driver doesn't use both hands to guide her head

This thread isn't about wanking; it is wanking...

22 minutes ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

No, having sex is against all moral and religious teachings, that kind of thing doesn't happen here, plus it smacks of having fun, and we can't that that ????