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Masturbating while driving could mean you wind up in jail, warns top lawyer

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23 minutes ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

Probably not advisable on a MotoGuzzi...

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It's news to me, never had a problem so far...

oh wait, I thought he said masticating

 

1 minute ago, PremiumLane said:

No, having sex is against all moral and religious teachings, that kind of thing doesn't happen here, plus it smacks of having fun, and we can't that that ???? 

It's OK if flip flops are off, and in the trunk...:stoner:

 

he chose his transport mode unwisely!

 

 

should have chosen a boat

 - for at least then you can legally ona boat 'Come About'  about about about... now

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Notice how it took a "Top Lawyer" to tell us this, all the average ones obviously didn't know!  Thats why he gets the big bucks.

11 minutes ago, JAG said:

Probably not advisable on a MotoGuzzi...

It should be ok from the side-car:coffee1:

Who is this 'Online lawyer' paying to get in the news every other day?

1 hour ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

My airport pickup taxi lady does. Means I have to drive but honestly, how else am I gonna get a hummer?

Keep your hands in the 10 and 2 o'clock positions. Have your partner on the stickshift....

I'm perfectly capable of controlling the steering wheel with both feet while I pleasure myself.

That uppity lawyer shooting off his mouth is an infringement upon my human rights.

They should not be so hard on them. 

1 hour ago, worgeordie said:

Thai's are not so good at multitasking,driving,watching P0rn

on the phone while having a wank, its too much.

regards Worgeordie

Actually, they are. 

Why not the Police are tossers

Here is a headline news story you don't see every day...

I do believe this is a first time ever for me... haha

Neither at the traffic light.????

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Looks like a masturbating expert to me

2 hours ago, webfact said:

such activity could constitute not giving the road ahead due care and attention.

And for every person involved in such activity while driving there are 1000 others playing, calling, doing social media updates, taking selfies, watching their favourite soap opera on their smartphones while driving. 

 

This is so typical of this country. Divert the attention from the real problem by picking up a smaller, yet more sensational part of the problem.

And the insert pic shows the rider doing it one-handed . . . Jeez, how's he manage that?

2 hours ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

I should bloody well hope so . . . you think we do the Tesco run seven days a week just for the coupons?

 

Tailgating done on Thai roads is more dangerous then tailsucking ..if I may, your honor !

3 hours ago, kannot said:

Wonder how many convictions he's got for this??

Hope the fine this time was a stiffer one than the last.

I'm no lawyer, by the same reasoning, picking your nose, while driving, would carry the same offence... does this guy actually get paid for these comments, if so, give me half of what he gets, and I will give the same advise..

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I know you all find this amusing but as far as I am concerned the guilty deserve a stiff sentence!

That,s it then....no more fun for me as I drive past the uni-students.....or if I park up will it be allowed......:whistling:
No ploblem, get your gf to do it for you. Presumably not unlawful then . . .

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As sleepy as I get afterwards, I'm more likely to end up in the emergency room.

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24 minutes ago, Aussie999 said:

I'm no lawyer, by the same reasoning, picking your nose, while driving, would carry the same offence... does this guy actually get paid for these comments, if so, give me half of what he gets, and I will give the same advise..

Advice from an Aussie? ???????????? sorry Mate, couldn't resist!

26 minutes ago, dunroaming said:

I know you all find this amusing but as far as I am concerned the guilty deserve a stiff sentence!

and to do hard time...

Hands off phones in cars , the way forward must be hands off masturbating , much safer and probably legal.

this guys announcements are as almost as enlightening as prayuts

Officer: Sir, your car smells like a peep show arcade. Have you been masterbating?

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