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Masturbating while driving could mean you wind up in jail, warns top lawyer

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Do we honestly need threads like this??

Highway code.

Question 125 ( A )

When is maturbation permissable

A.  When approaching a roundabout.

B.  When waiting at traffic lights.

C.   In a lay-by.

?????

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better yet, you drive and let your girlfriend use both hands
 

I like the way you think but then it wouldn’t be masturbating

Sort of on topic ... and, maybe of interest to Mitsubishi Pajero owners:

 

The Pajero had to be renamed for the Spanish market - In the Spanish language Pajero means w4nker.

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10 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Sort of on topic ... and, maybe of interest to Mitsubishi Pajero owners:

 

The Pajero had to be renamed for the Spanish market - In the Spanish language Pajero means w4nker.

Not 100% sure on this but the RR Silver Cloud was going to be called the Silver Mist but changed to cloud as 'mist' can be used as a word for cattle

sh-t or manure in Germany.

Any German speakers can confirm???

Edit.

Just checked.

Mistkaufen, spelling?

Dungheap. ????????????

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2 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Not 100% sure on this but the RR Silver Cloud was going to be called the Silver Mist but changed to cloud as 'mist' can be used as a word for cattle

sh-t or manure in Germany.

Any German speakers can confirm???

 

just be careful you never missed-a-bit in the translation

5 minutes ago, tifino said:

 

just be careful you never missed-a-bit in the translation

Have to admit I've been in my mates Silver Dungheap in UK a few times. ????????????????

He told me about the name, reckoned the garage told him when he bought it.

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...nothing about being a sexual deviant....???

 

...a menace to society....???

 

...performing lewd acts in public...???

 

...etc...???

 

...so that part is okay....???

 

...just a 'driving fine'....???

 

...jeez....

 

 

 

 

9 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it is extremely dangerous to split your attention while driving in Thailand. That is why I always have my passenger doing the navigation. :clap2:

My gf drives, and in 5 years no accident.

9 hours ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

Asking for a friend? ????

31 minutes ago, Jaggg88 said:

Asking for a friend? ????

There was a time on the TransCanada from Alberta to BC in a Plymouth Fury 111.

I'll leave it there ????????????

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Why is this even in the news?

Duly noted, but is it ok though if someone else pulls me off?

I've noticed some people on the Bus take his advice not to drive

5 hours ago, KMartinHandyman said:


I like the way you think but then it wouldn’t be masturbating

Well, you can masturbate the way you want and I will do it my way.

Just now, BestB said:

Duly noted, but is it ok though if someone else pulls me off?

RSPCA might frown upon it. Stick to walking the dog.

First no phoning or texting in the car, now this! I may sell my car. 

19 hours ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

 Well thaiguzzi , in the interests of road safety I think you should ask the driver to park up before you give him a BJ ????

 

19 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it is extremely dangerous to split your attention while driving in Thailand. That is why I always have my passenger doing the navigation. :clap2:

Seems you will need the passenger to do others things for you on your behalf from now on... 

Any laws against masturbating while trying to run a country, I thought not.

Well it keeps getting raised, but interest deflates pretty quickly each time. 

6 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

RSPCA might frown upon it. Stick to walking the dog.

You funny , give yourself a pat on the back

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21 hours ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

only if they havent got the  full, fare

22 hours ago, thaiguzzi said:

Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving?

Serious question.

Nothing can beat it !

  • 3 weeks later...

"Masturbating while driving could mean you wind up in jail, warns top lawyer"

And one hour later you will meet him in a massage parlour.

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