Worst Joke Ever 2024

[faraday]

[ballpoint]

I phoned the International Wrestling Federation earlier.
They put me on hold.

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I resigned from the Archaeology Society because of bullying.

I just couldn't take the endless digs.

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Me and the mrs went out for some dinner and we started playing footsie under the table.

I had the steak, she got toed in the hole.

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A magician on a cruise ship did his act with a talking parrot who was very intelligent, while the magician did his act the parrot would constantly shout out and spoil the trick like “ it’s under his hat “ or it’s down his arm”, as the audience was laughing the magician didn’t mind.
One night all the alarms went off and everyone was ordered to get into the lifeboats, the magician grabbed the Parrot, covered it up and jumped into one of the last lifeboats.
It floated away from the ship and the next morning he uncovered the parrot who never said a word.

The boat floated around for days finally the parrot spoke.

“ O.K. I give up"

"What have you done with the ship?"

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I lost my new job at Carpet Warehouse this morning.
Apparently, "Fancy a <deleted>?" Isn't the best way to welcome in potential customers.

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[sanuk711]

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Did you know there are still some women who

find men with glasses sexy ?

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[faraday]

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[rcuthbert]

During a visit to Benny's Bean Buffet, a couple of Lefties were incessantly rambling about how much they hated Trump. On their way home, their Conservative friend thought "I'll share a Trump experience."

 

 

[sanuk711]

FW: UCLA Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.  For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

[WorriedNoodle]

[sanuk711]

[VocalNeal]

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I phoned the International Wrestling Federation earlier.
They put me on hold.

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