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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The actor who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek has announced that his women’s lingerie business has been a total failure...

In hindsight, maybe 'Shatner Knickers' wasn't the best name for the venture!

It's so old I can't be sure, but I think Max Factor was also in this joke somewhere.

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Alfred was a fanatical golfer and on one particular business trip to Africa he took the opportunity to play a round on the course and play around with the local ladies of the night. Picking one to his liking, he takes her back to the course hotel, gets her on all fours and mounts up. Before too long, she starts to moan, "Angawa!" Encouraged, he starts thrusting harder - "Angawa!", she cries, "Angawa!" Before too long, he has the most earth-shattering orgasm and they collapse on the bed, her still murmuring, "Angawa..."

Next morning, he hits the course feeling fantastic and starts the most incredible game of his life, birdies from every drive. Then at the 12th, he smashes the ball like Odin smiting the Ice Giants and it soars past the green, bounces on the 13th fairway and plops square into the 13th.

"Argh!", he yells. "That's the wrong bloody hole!"

"Yes, boss," says his caddy. "Or as we say round here, 'Angawa.'"

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