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Popular Post ravip Posted June 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2021 Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father”. The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Lordship” The third Catholic gent says, “My son is an Archbishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Grace” The fourth Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says “Your Eminence”.” The fifth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Holiness”.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the five men gave her a subtle, “Well…?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, Slim, Tall, Very very beautiful, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “ My GOD “ 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pilotman Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 7 hours ago, roo860 said: a very dirty one I hope? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 A man gets a peanut stuck firmly in his ear and no matter how hard his wife tries, they cannot get it out. Just as they're about to give up, their daughter arrives home with her boyfriend. When they hear what has happened, the boyfriend tells them confidently that he knows how to get it out. He sticks two fingers up the man's nose and tells him to blow as hard as he can. The man does this and the peanut pops out. Some time later the parents are talking and Mum comments, "Our Vera's got a clever boyfriend there. I wonder what he'll become." "Our son-in-law, by the smell of his fingers," came the reply. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 (edited) As the man parks his Rolls-Royce in the village car park, one of the locals comes up to him and says admiringly, "That's a lovely car you have there. How much did it cost?" "About £200,000." "Blimey, how much petrol does it take?" "29 gallons." "And how many miles does it do to the gallon?" "About two miles. I work for Cunard, you know." "Well, I work F!ng hard as well, but I still can't afford a Rolls-Royce," he retorts. Edited June 3, 2021 by fangless Bypassing the censorship Nanny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted June 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2021 "I'm sorry, but you can't come in here. You have to wear a tie," said the bouncer at the nightclub. The man goes back to his car, but can only find a set of jump leads. He slings them round his neck and walks back to the club. "Will this do?" he asks. "OK, but don't start anything." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 hours ago, roo860 said: A load of balls and as clear as muddy chromosomes to the "TRANS" and ladyboy mobs! PS; Apologies to the Ladyboys if my comment offends you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted June 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2021 said to my mate, "I like your hair, how do you get it like that?" He replied, "My girlfriend strips and I rub my head between her breasts and my hair goes like this. Try it." "I will." Next day, we meet up and he says, "Did you try it?" "Yeah," I said. "And she makes a lovely cup of tea as well." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted June 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2021 Left stranded after falling off her horse some miles from home, a young cattleman's daughter was rescued by an Indian who brought her back to the ranch on his mount. When the father heard the sound of hooves, he went out to meet them and helped his daughter down from the back of the horse. "How did you manage to stay on?" he asked her. "Well, it was difficult at first, but then he told me to hold on to the saddle horn." "Saddle horn?" asks the rancher. "What bleeding saddle horn? Indians always ride bareback!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 I ordered a wake-up call this morning. The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with your life?’” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted June 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2021 There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, but only one Superman. So, in answer to your question ... It's probably a bird. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 The Pope was due to give a talk on contraception today, but pulled out at the last minute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 I asked the guy in Ikea - "What is Satin Finish?" He said - no idea but I know what Chair is in Swedish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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