Zyxel Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 horsing around? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said: Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024 but it won't have any windows. Rumour is they’re working on a self driving boat for the Scots as well. They’re going to call it the iAye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Zyxel said: I think I'll pass on that one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Zyxel said: I wonder if the ghosty one is called Casper? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Zyxel said: Why not, we listen to you! ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Zyxel said: horsing around? I'm not sure whether this should be labeled "Ride it Cowboy" or "Show us your t!ts"! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I just bought some extra strong mints, but I can't get them out of the packet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his name in property. I made my name in alpha betty spaghetti. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2021 My wife didn't order anything from Lazada yesterday, so the delivery guy knocked on the door to see if we were ok. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I was sitting with my mate having a few beers when he leaned in put his hand on my leg and said, "Fancy staying here tonight?" with a wink. "What about work tomorrow?" I asked. He said, "What about work?" I said, "You're going to struggle with two black eyes and a broken arm." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Great questions of our time: Did she ever find out how much the doggie in the window was? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Environmentalists say the Green Belt is in danger of disappearing in Britain. I agree. I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Interesting fact: If all the Chinese people in the world held hands around the equator....... Most of them would drown. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 The inventor of pseudonyms is unknown. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Bratwurst Sauerkraut Cabbage Potatoes Cheese Beetroot Onions Bread Butter Schindler's mum's list. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I hate having to explain myself. Don't ask me why. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2021 To kill a vegan vampire, use a sharpened steak. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2021 Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I just bought some extra strong mints, but I can't get them out of the packet. My Fisherman's Friend might be able to help but you will still need to cough up some dough even though he is minted! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his name in property. I made my name in alpha betty spaghetti. Be carefull! You could end up eating your own words! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Environmentalists say the Green Belt is in danger of disappearing in Britain. I agree. I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing one. I agree they seem to be bracing themselves for the reported climate changes! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, ballpoint said: How much does it cost to get a baguette driving licence and can you spread the payments on it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Note For Northerners. If you have not worn yer Big Coat for a while it's the top bed covering with sleeves and buttons! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted December 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, fangless said: Be carefull! You could end up eating your own words! And taking a dump could spell disaster. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I hate having to explain myself. Don't ask me why. In that case Can I ask you "Why not" instead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 25 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I can suggest 57 various solutions to cure his problem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 25 minutes ago, ballpoint said: To kill a vegan vampire, use a sharpened steak. If you kill him with a rare steak can you still be told that the job was well done? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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