Worst Joke Ever 2024

[DezLez]

13 hours ago, overherebc said:

@DezLez

Fan of his ??

No!

Now that @Chickenlegshas explained it, I get it!  Quite clever!

 

PS;  An Old fogey like me needs all the help he can get!  Mind you so does Piers Morgan!

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[Zyxel]

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After 30 years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

“Yes, you were, son,” his mother said as tears came to her eyes, “but it didn’t work out, and they brought you back.”

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Now what?

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Dad: "Say Dada!"
Kid: "Mama"
Dad: "No, Dada!"
Kid: "Mama"
Dad: "No, say DA-DA!"
Kid: "Mama"
Dad (turning away, under his breath): "@#$%!"
Kid: "@#$%!"
Dad: "WHAT did you say?"
Kid: "@#$%!"

Mum returns home:

Mum: "How's my little sweetie?"
Kid: "@#$%!"
Mum: "Oh dear, who taught you THAT word?"
Kid: "DADA!"

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I'm getting fed up with people whinging about the price of things.
"$3 for a cup of tea, $5 for coffee, $2.50 for a slice of cake, $3 for car parking..."

Any more complaints and I'll stop inviting friends round to my house."
 

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[ozimoron]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

They could have been passengers.

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Q: what does a cow have 4 of that a woman only has 2 of?
A: Legs
Bet you were going to say something else.

[jvs]

1 minute ago, ozimoron said:

They could have been passengers.

Probably because the would make bad drivers i think but teaching them how to read would

be a real problem?

 

[jvs]

4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Are you trying to say he stole the bike?lol.I would think he will be homeless .

Edited June 4, 2022 by jvs

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