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A Talibani, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

 

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a Sindhi tailor selling ties of different kinds.

 

Talibani asked, "Do you have water..?"

 

The Sindhi tailor replied, "There is no water here, the well is dry.

 

Would you like to buy a tie instead..? They are only $10."

 

The Talibani shouted, "You idiot..! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water..! I could kill you, but I must find water first!"

 

"OK," said the Sindhi, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a British Army Officers' Mess. It has all the ice cold water and food you need."

 

Cursing him, the Talibani staggered away over the hill.

 

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration and gasped ....

 

"They won't let me in without a tie..!"

 

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