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ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Yesterday my wife asked me what size dress she should order online. I suggested a 'Mark F'. When she asked what that was I replied 'Its one up from a Mark E' I've just woken up in hospital. The food's not too bad, though I have to suck it through a straw. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 6, 2022 I don't mean to brag, but I have sychic power. For example, I know what all of you are thinking right now, "it's spelled psychic you idiot." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 As I went to the bus stop, I saw a heavily pregnant woman there. "When's it due?" I asked. "Two weeks," she replied, with a lovely smile on her face. "Well I might as well walk then..." I said 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2022' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Stephen has just won second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest. Close, but no cigar.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Chatting to a guy at work, he happened to slip that I was known as the office computer amongst the other employees. "That must be due to my high intelligence and fast operating speed", I said. "No" he said, "You go to sleep if left alone for more than 15 minutes" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 I went to a night club last night... I said: "Do you do a 60s night?" The manager said: "We used to." I said: "When?" He said, "In the 60s." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 My wife and I always agreed we would not go to bed angry with each other. Now we've been awake since Monday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Zyxel said: You always end up with 3 because----- just in case---- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VBF Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 22 hours ago, chickenslegs said: Have you been hit with a rhythm stick? If so, you could be entitled to compensation if you make a personal Ian Dury claim. You Blockhead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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