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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted March 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 31, 2023 A couple living in a dodgy neighborhood agree to get a mean-looking dog for protection. The wife goes to a local breeder and tells him what she needs. He points to a tiny, chihuahua-like dog and says "Ma'am, that's the meanest one we have." She obviously doesn't believe him so he says "Attack dog, the fence!" The dog instantly goes into a frenzy and tears the wooden fence of its kennel to splinters. The woman is convinced so she buys the tiny dog and takes it home. When her husband sees it he asks in disbelief: "What the hell is that?" Wife: "This is our new attack dog." Husband: "Ah what? an Attack dog! my balls..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roo860 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang: When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away. The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing. The doctor thought for a moment and said. "Yes, there's a nasty bug going around." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 10 minutes ago, Crossy said: Well why don't you send them to me then if she doesn't want them? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Crossy Posted April 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2023 A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s*** out of all of you! St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple of minutes ago 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Seems legitimate... Nigerian astronaut lost in space needs $3m to get home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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