fasteddie Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 59 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: Note for Europeans: A dozen is 12. Not always, he got a bakers dozen. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 A guy goes into a shop and orders some Irish sausage. Shopkeeper says: "Oh, you must be Irish." Guy said, "Come on, man. You think because I order Irish sausage I'm Irish. What if somebody came in here and ordered French toast? Would you think he was French? What if somebody came in here and ordered a Belgian waffle? Would you consider that guy a Belgian? If a guy came in and ordered a German bratwurst, would you consider that fellow to be a German. I think it is absolutely ridiculous that just because I come in and order Irish sausage you assume that I'm Irish. Why would you do that?'' And the shopkeeper says: "Well, first of all it's a hardware store." (adapted from an old Norm Macdonald joke - RIP Norm) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, fasteddie said: Not always, he got a bakers dozen. Now you're just confusing the Europeans. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 4 hours ago, chickenslegs said: Now you're just confusing the Europeans. I'm English, I am European. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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