Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Did you know that Handel donated all his organs to medical science?

Mind you, he wouldn’t let them have his piano.
 

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Did you know that Les Miserables was a Frenchman with no sense of humour?
 

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In some parts of the world people eat little bent pieces of wire for breakfast — it’s their staple diet.
 

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A little old lady went to the doctor and said:

‘Can I have some more sleeping pills for my husband?’

He said: ‘Why?’

She said: ‘He keeps waking up.’
 

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When I was a kid nobody wanted to talk or play with me, my mother had to tie a pork chop round my neck to get the dog to play with me.

When we played doctors and nurses, I was the ambulance driver.
 

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Eve said to Adam:

‘Do you love me?’

And he replied:

"Of course I do after all who else is there?’

 

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5 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

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If it's that cold I doubt there would be anything worth  "Blowing" on!

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Edited June 17, 2023 by scottiejohn

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On 6/16/2023 at 7:55 AM, roo860 said:

Despite being scared, little Jimmy goes to a dentist advertised as being painless. When he came out, his mother asked him if he agreed that the dentist was indeed painless. "No", said little Jimmy, "When I bit his finger, he screamed just as loudly as anyone else."

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8 hours ago, roo860 said:

Easy....you'd be a bit of a dick to miss one of them.????

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