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THE UXBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIORY (M to Z)

Alternative definitions for some familiar English words:

 

Macaroon
To leave a Scotsman on a desert island

Magenta
Here comes the Queen

Mishmash
What Sean Connery will do if he doesn’t get to church on Sunday

Module
Christmas with The Who

Nose dive
Bad plastic surgery clinic

Ovaltine
A fat adolescent

Pantomime
Underwear for the hard of hearing

Passport
Fathers’ race

Pastiche
What Sean Connery eats in Cornwall

Phlegmatic
Battery-powered handkerchief

Pomegranate
Australian for a Englishman made of stone

Pretext
Letters and phone calls

Psychedelia
Mental cook

Quick
Noise made by a dyslexic duck

Receipt
To sit down again

Realist
A catalogue of bottoms

Reindeer
A Michael Winner weather prediction

Scruple
Cross between a screw top and a ring pull

 

Tabby
A big church in Yorkshire

Template
The secretary hasn’t turned up

Tenure
How they describe a decade in the West Country

Testicle
A boat maker’s first attempt at a coracle

Toll
Where you try to put the ball in on a Yorkshire golf course

Transport
Cross-dressing athletes

Truculent
That lorry you used to rent out

Unfettered
Without Greek cheese

Urinate
You’re a size eight

Vanish
Rather like a van

Walnut
An obsessive bricklayer

Warehouse
A person who turns into a house at the Full Moon

Wince
A setting on Jonathan Ross’s washing machine

X-ray
Former fish

Yodelling
Trainee Jedi knight

Zucchini
Animal park enthusiast

 

[credit ISIYHAC]

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