Worst Joke Ever 2024

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I suppose it beats finding one and turning it inside out.  Just.

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The circle of life...

 

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12 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I went to one of those space parties.

 

It was very disappointing  - no atmosphere.

There is a rather dull guy that a group of my friends know who visits Bangkok. Someone said he worked for NASA because when he entered he sucked the atmosphere out of the room

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They live among us....

 

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Who were the first people with six packs?

Ab originals!

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1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

Who were the first people with six packs?

Ab originals!

What an abdominal joke!

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Just now, ballpoint said:

What an abdominal joke!

Trust you to muscle in!

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3 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

What an abdominal joke!

I hope you have the stomach for some more sickening puns!

Coming up soon in a forum near you!

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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? 
For bird flu you need tweetment, and for swine flu you need oinkment.

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One for the feminists (if we have any on AN)
Did you know that during child birth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment she almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu.