Worst Joke Ever 2024

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1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

 

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1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

I know this question will come back to roost but is that where KFC chicken balls come from?

No, you're thinking of nuggets.

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Today in 2023, Harry Maguire, in deep contemplation ...whether to move to West Ham or not.

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36 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Today in 2023, Harry Maguire, in deep contemplation ...whether to move to West Ham or not.

Did he Fez up to the situation or just pull another trick!

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58 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

No, you're thinking of nuggets.

The nuggets of information you normally post are usually worth their weight in gold but on this occasion I was discussing spherical objects!

 

PS; Please don't chicken out of the discussion now but stay abreast of this finger licken topic!

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30 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

The nuggets of information you normally post are usually worth their weight in gold but on this occasion I was discussing spherical objects!

 

PS; Please don't chicken out of the discussion now but stay abreast of this finger licken topic!

You too normally have impeckable habits, so it's sad to see you resorting to fowl comments, and all over a few poultry remarks I happened to make. 

I also find your KFC references to be in bad taste. Bringing back memories of my poverty ridden childhood.  My father's idea of a treat was to take us there to lick other people's fingers.

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31 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

You too normally have impeckable habits, so it's sad to see you resorting to fowl comments, and all over a few poultry remarks I happened to make. 

I also find your KFC references to be in bad taste. Bringing back memories of my poverty ridden childhood.  My father's idea of a treat was to take us there to lick other people's fingers.

Thank you for what I assume is a hen pecked compliment which nearly cracked me up but I am now holding up white feathers and chickening out as I do not want to egg you on any feather  further with this exaggerated dish course discourse!

 

 

Edited August 11, 2023 by scottiejohn

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25 minutes ago, still kicking said:

My wife kept saying that size doesn't matter.

 

Imagine how annoyed I was when, after a few weeks, all the wallpaper started peeling off.

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I sat there with a smile on my face as my missis wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed and said
"Here love, I'll change gear for you".????????????????

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Reckon I could smash that.

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