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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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26 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Maybe you should try either TESCO or ASDA next time as they are much larger with a better selection!

(For non Brits ICELAND, TESCO & ASDA are Supermarkets!)

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Did he have to re-inflate her as she had recently gone down on him?

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35 minutes ago, Crossy said:

A new tool for getting rid of fleas etc?

I can just imagine the marketing "A new dual function tool to keep both of man's best friends happy"!

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20 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Did he have to re-inflate her as she had recently gone down on him?

Now that's a BJ turnaround if I ever saw one.

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19 hours ago, carlyai said:

Bit ruff...'Americans, things like'. They do have a sense of humour you know.

Certainly some Americans have a sense of humour. However, they are usually totally incapable of recognising irony and sarcasm.

On the other hand, as a Brit, I often assume Americans are being humorous when they are actually deadly serious.

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How Brute!

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