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By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Posted an Acorn Meme (joke) yesterday--but although the American sites are awash with jokes on this incident I dont think

that news of it reached Thailand. So posted a link below

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Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both...

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Adam's first words when he met Eve "Stand back honey I don't know how big this thing gets"

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Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."

"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first."

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!"

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."

Sniff, sniff ,"Ah perfume - you think of everything!"

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Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."

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Bloody big dogs if the spelling is correct!

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Is there anything she can't do?

Yes! getting me or even @ballpointto shag her!

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