Worst Joke Ever 2024

[scottiejohn]

I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once.

Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.

 

PS; I don't know if anyone noticed but this is the 60,000th post in this forum!

 

PPS; "The office" once had to pay $60,000 for a two line joke;

Michael Scott, excited to take girlfriend Carol on an all-inclusive vacation, sings a jokey lyric to the song “Two Tickets to Paradise.”

Using even a small piece of the song, with altered lyrics, writer Jen Celotta later discovered, cost them $60,000.

 

'The Office': The Bizarre Story Behind the Show's $60,000 Joke (cheatsheet.com)

 

 

 

 

Edited March 28 by scottiejohn

[scottiejohn]

Mom was cautioning daughter,

"When your boyfriend wants to kiss you, then say

"DON'T"

and when he hugs you, tell him

"STOP"
The daughter came back home happy.
Mother asked, "So you sure did what I told you to?"
The daughter said,

"Yes Mom, I was so excited that I used both words together

 

As in  "Don't Stop"

[degrub]

5 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once.

Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.

 

PS; I don't know if anyone noticed but this is the 60,000th post in this forum!

trimmed…

 

 

 

And it’s 2001 pages, a worst joke odyssey ….

apologies, getting my coat…

Edited March 28 by degrub
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I was telling my mate my aunt has been in hospital recently. She’s doing okay and has been passing the time by playing board games such as backgammon, draughts and mah-jongg.
“Any chess?” He asked
“No, she went private”.

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Always been a hatchback man, at heart.

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1 hour ago, VocalNeal said:

Always been a hatchback man, at heart.

Any day for a hatchback  

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