Worst Joke Ever 2024

Mike Teavee · June 12

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

When did BMW drivers get usurped?

Please don’t say they’ve finally found the indicators & nobody warned me!

Not going to know how to drive around them (pun intended) anymore.

ballpoint · June 12

3 hours ago, Mike Teavee said:

When did BMW drivers get usurped?

Please don’t say they’ve finally found the indicators & nobody warned me!

Not going to know how to drive around them (pun intended) anymore.

It came up on the old Top Gear more than once.

And, a quick Google on the matter...

ravip · June 12

Mike Teavee · June 12

30 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

It came up on the old Top Gear more than once.

And, a quick Google on the matter...

Sorry this is the "Worse Joke" thread so i was just playing with stereotapes....

(True Story) Bought the UK Ex a 535 & never saw her use the indicators until she got in my MGF-T (Company Car)... <deleted> myself but I honestly only got that car as a dare as I didn't think they'd let me have it... gave up a 14.5 feet Ford Probe as a trade in!

Korat Kiwi · June 12

5 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said:

Sorry this is the "Worse Joke" thread so i was just playing with stereotapes....

(True Story) Bought the UK Ex a 535 & never saw her use the indicators until she got in my MGF-T (Company Car)... <deleted> myself but I honestly only got that car as a dare as I didn't think they'd let me have it... gave up a 14.5 feet Ford Probe as a trade in!

I had a 95 Probe back in NZ. When they first were released they cost NZ$60,000. I got mine for $5500.

Was a great car, but very scarce to find now.

Mike Teavee · June 12

23 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

I had a 95 Probe back in NZ. When they first were released they cost NZ$60,000. I got mine for $5500.

Was a great car, but very scarce to find now.

Remember pulling into a petrol station to fill up & a kid in his grandfathers car came running over to take a look as he was very excited, much different look for a car than he was use to in 1998...

His grandfather turned around & said something to him along the lines of "It's not the car, it's the Love behind it" which is more or less exactly what my grandfather said to me when I was a kid & he was taking us on holiday in his Austin (1970s)... Loved it.

End of the day it was just a car & ended up getting demoted to a Toyota (No choice, company car), but that memory will stay with me

Edited June 12 by Mike Teavee