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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Young Iranian school girls sending a message to the Supreme Leader of Iran.

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Beggar sitting by the street of NYC.... An older man comes around every day and puts 2$ into his hat... But one day he only puts 50 cents...

Beggar asks why normally it's 2$ but today only 50 cents...

"Well, you know, yesterday my son just enrolled into university. He'll be a student!" exclaims the man all proud...

"And I'm paying for that?!"

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1 hour ago, ravip said:

It left a mark not unlike that used for checking that your rams were doing their job!!

First seen by me in an episode of Out of Town with Jack Hargreaves - now being repeated on UK TV I believe.

https://www.premier1supplies.com/sheep-guide/2012/10/breeding-tools-for-better-management/

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11 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

She got her pants on the wrong way around.

Its her ass thats the wrong way around

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2 hours ago, ravip said:

Unpowered, but well guided.

Remote piloting was not required.

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