Jump to content

Worst Joke Ever 2024


Recommended Posts

A Doctor was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang.

Β 

The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. Β "We have already opened an 18-year-old RARE Β SINGLE MALT GLENFIDDICH Β WHISKEY.

Β 

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

Β 

As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it serious..?"

Β 

Oh yes, quite", said the doctor gravely. Shaking his head, he muttered "Only18 years old. 3 doctors are there already..!
Β 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam.

Β 

The ground controller lays into him

Β 

β€œSpeedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!”

Β 

β€œYes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

25 minutes ago, ravip said:

A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam.

Β 

The ground controller lays into him

Β 

β€œSpeedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!”

Β 

β€œYes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

Β 

May I suggest that it is about time that he retire?

  • Like 1
  • Sad 2
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, farang51 said:
5 hours ago, ravip said:

A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam.

Β 

The ground controller lays into him

Β 

β€œSpeedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!”

Β 

β€œYes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

Β 

May I suggest that it is about time that he retire?

Β 

To those giving a sad emoji: Seriously? The guy must at least be in his late 90's, I for one would not border a plane with him as a pilot.

... Or, the joke is very old and in dire need for an update 😁

  • Sad 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.









×
×
  • Create New...
""